{"id":101,"date":"2003-02-21T22:08:19","date_gmt":"2003-02-22T03:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=101"},"modified":"2003-02-21T22:08:19","modified_gmt":"2003-02-22T03:08:19","slug":"one-of-those-lmao-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"One of those LMAO posts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Ian&#8217;s Messy Desk:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ismckenzie.com\/2003\/02\/21.html#a1528\">Canada has finally committed to the war in the Middle East. The Canadian Government has decided to assist the USA in the war against terrorism.<\/p>\n<p>They have agreed to send:<\/p>\n<li>2 of their largest battleships <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>6,000 ground troops <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>6 fighter jets<\/li>\n<p>AT THE CURRENT EXCHANGE RATE, the USA will receive: <\/p>\n<li>1 canoe<\/li>\n<p>, <\/p>\n<li>2 mounties and <\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>12 flying squirrels<\/li>\n<p><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Ian&#8217;s Messy Desk: Canada has finally committed to the war in the Middle East. The Canadian Government has decided to assist the USA in the war against terrorism. They have agreed to send: 2 of their largest battleships 6,000 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=101\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-links"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-1D","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}