{"id":1082,"date":"2005-07-28T13:12:17","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T18:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=1082"},"modified":"2005-07-28T13:21:33","modified_gmt":"2005-07-28T18:21:33","slug":"ummm-desperate-are-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1082","title":{"rendered":"Ummm&#8230; Desperate, Are We?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d heard offhand (probably through <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/programs\/waitwait\/\">Wait Wait &#8212; Don&#8217;t Tell Me!<\/a>) about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2005\/US\/07\/25\/bachelor.billboard.ap\/index.html\">some guy whose friends had put up a billboard of him<\/a> in order to get him a wife.  My first reaction is&#8230; how desperate are they?!?!?  Second reaction: what kind of weird place are they from?  This had to be somewhere in the South or in San Francisco (NorCal people: do not spam me &#8212; you can so see this happening in the Bay Area), right?<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; it is a weird place: Salt Lake City, Utah, a.k.a. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lds.org\">Mormon<\/a> Mecca.  (I actually want to go back there and stay a few days because being within 50 miles of SLC was like being in a city in another country and the culture fascinates me as a scholar of religion.)  Apparently, he&#8217;s 31 (!!!!!) and still single, so his friends and co-workers decided to help him out a bit.  There&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.datelance.com\">website<\/a> attached to said billboard and people are actually vying to date him.  (I thought about filling out the application as a joke but realized that it would be cruel if I was actually chosen.)<\/p>\n<p>Even better: Heather of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dooce.com\">Dooce<\/a> has met him.  Her take on this whole thing is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dooce.com\/archives\/daily\/07_26_2005.html\">here<\/a>.  (Warning: Probably not suitable for children under 3 and people who take themselves too seriously.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d heard offhand (probably through Wait Wait &#8212; Don&#8217;t Tell Me!) about some guy whose friends had put up a billboard of him in order to get him a wife. My first reaction is&#8230; how desperate are they?!?!? Second reaction: &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1082\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life","category-media"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-hs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1082"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1082\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}