{"id":1185,"date":"2005-11-14T15:11:30","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T22:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1185"},"modified":"2005-11-17T22:01:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T05:01:49","slug":"this-would-have-to-happen-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1185","title":{"rendered":"This Would Have To Happen Today&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am exceedingly crabby because:<\/p>\n<p>[+] The lenses of both taillights got knocked out by a barbed wire fence.  We just replaced one last week&#8230; Thank God for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vlvworld.com\">VLVWorld<\/a>.<br \/>\n[+] I can&#8217;t find the bleeping dishsoap and I *KNOW* I bought some and I need to do dishes.<br \/>\n[+] I can&#8217;t find the bleeping Clorox wipes and I need to clean the kitchen.<br \/>\n[+] I need to go in for a TB test this week and it&#8217;s looking like it will have to be postponed until next week because I don&#8217;t know of anyone who is going into town either tomorrow or Wednesday.  I can&#8217;t just go do it because I live 25 miles from civilization and Jon has the car.<\/p>\n<p>I will start screaming now&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am exceedingly crabby because: [+] The lenses of both taillights got knocked out by a barbed wire fence. We just replaced one last week&#8230; Thank God for VLVWorld. [+] I can&#8217;t find the bleeping dishsoap and I *KNOW* I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1185\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-j7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}