{"id":1210,"date":"2005-12-02T15:56:46","date_gmt":"2005-12-02T22:56:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2005-12-02T15:56:46","modified_gmt":"2005-12-02T22:56:46","slug":"mormon-missionaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1210","title":{"rendered":"Mormon Missionaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Pamida doing some quick shopping before going to get Jon&#8217;s paycheck and I spotted some guys in suits.  OK&#8230; formal suit in Pamida in Montana on a day other than Sunday &#8212; the choices are a.) a really snappy dresser or b.) a Mormon missionary.<\/p>\n<p>I ran into them around the soap\/shampoo\/lotion section and we had kind of a nice conversation.  I commented that this was the first time in about 3 years that I&#8217;d seen a Mormon.  Their response: &#8220;Where have you been living?!?!?&#8221;  (We don&#8217;t get Mormons in rural Minnesota and they kept to themselves in Ohio.)  I told them that I was a Lutheran pastor&#8217;s wife (and thus not a great choice for conversion) but that I&#8217;d heard that they go and play cards with the people at the nursing home and I said that I thought that was really great.  (The old people get contact and the boys get their missionary hours in.  It&#8217;s a win-win situation.)<\/p>\n<p>When I was checking out, one of them watched me haul a 30 pound bucket of kitty litter out of my cart.  When it came time to leave, he reached over and grabbed the bucket and put it back for me.  My comment: &#8220;I&#8217;ll put in a good word for you with my husband&#8217;s boss (i.e. God).&#8221;  He laughed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve gotta say&#8230; they&#8217;re the most chill missionaries that I&#8217;ve dealt with.  When I told them where I lived, I told them that I&#8217;d make sure that the coffee was out of the house and they thought that was pretty sweet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Pamida doing some quick shopping before going to get Jon&#8217;s paycheck and I spotted some guys in suits. OK&#8230; formal suit in Pamida in Montana on a day other than Sunday &#8212; the choices are a.) a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1210\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life","category-life-in-big-sky-country"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-jw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}