{"id":1223,"date":"2005-12-19T18:25:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T01:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1223"},"modified":"2005-12-19T19:32:34","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T02:32:34","slug":"humor-and-blood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1223","title":{"rendered":"Humor and Blood"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am talking with my mother-in-law on the phone:<\/p>\n

Jen: <\/strong>A little white paw kept coming out and scratching me this morning, drawing blood.
\nM-I-L:<\/strong> Ah yes… the weapons of mouse destruction.<\/p>\n

At least these WMD’s can be found!<\/p>\n

(Said cat with WMD’s got her little claws trimmed today as did her sister and one of her brothers. The other brother will go for my jungular vein if I trim his claws so his only get trimmed when Jon and I are not exhausted.<\/del> siblings. I waited until my bengal was in a sleepy mood before gently lifting his paws and giving him a feline pedicure.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am talking with my mother-in-law on the phone: Jen: A little white paw kept coming out and scratching me this morning, drawing blood. M-I-L: Ah yes… the weapons of mouse destruction. At least these WMD’s can be found! (Said cat … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1,4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-daily-life","category-family","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-jJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}