OK God… what’s up with all the stinkin’ forest fires?<\/p>\n
Jen, those stinkin’ forest fires were started by the lightning you were admiring a few weeks ago.\u00c2? Besides, the forest renews itself through them.<\/em><\/p>\n And the people whose houses are burning down?<\/p>\n They knew the dangers when they built their houses in the middle of the forest.<\/em><\/p>\n Tell them that.\u00c2? Now how about sending the smoke west rather than east?\u00c2? Or do you get some kind of sick enjoyment out of my sinus and allergy issues?<\/p>\n Quit whining and take some Sudafed.\u00c2? No wait… you can’t take that.\u00c2? Try a nice warm shower and those saline rinses that Tom and Dr. Amy told you about doing.\u00c2? You haven’t done those in how long???<\/em><\/p>\n And exactly how do I do this when the water smells like sulfur?<\/p>\n My aren’t we full of kvetching tonight.<\/em><\/p>\n Well the headache from the lack of glasses isn’t helping my mood.<\/p>\n I’ll work on expediting the glasses to you.\u00c2? In the meantime, read Psalm 8 on the majesty of Creation, take some Aleve for the headache, and go curl up in a dark room with your black creature.\u00c2? Capeche?<\/em><\/p>\n Capeche LORD.\u00c2? Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" OK God… what’s up with all the stinkin’ forest fires? Jen, those stinkin’ forest fires were started by the lightning you were admiring a few weeks ago.\u00c2? Besides, the forest renews itself through them. And the people whose houses are … Continue reading