{"id":302,"date":"2003-05-17T17:36:59","date_gmt":"2003-05-17T22:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=302"},"modified":"2003-05-17T17:36:59","modified_gmt":"2003-05-17T22:36:59","slug":"ben-and-jerrys-oatmeal-cookie-chunk-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=302","title":{"rendered":"Ben and Jerry&#8217;s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let the record show that <a href=\"http:\/\/benjerry.com\">Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s<\/a> Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream is the most karmically-balanced ice cream on the planet.  It has a base of cinnamon ice cream that is perfect for the humongous chunks of oatmeal cookie that sit embedded in it.  Ecstasy results upon the addition of the chocolate chunks.<\/p>\n<p>This is an order:  go <a href=\"http:\/\/benjerry.com\/flavorsavior\">here<\/a> and tell them to not just make it a limited batch &#8212; make it a permanent part of the <a href=\"http:\/\/benjerry.com\">Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s<\/a> family.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.  (And no, I am not high on anything while writing it.  Yes, I know that I profess Christianity while talking about karma.  It&#8217;s a California thing, OK?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let the record show that Ben &#038; Jerry&#8217;s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream is the most karmically-balanced ice cream on the planet. It has a base of cinnamon ice cream that is perfect for the humongous chunks of oatmeal cookie &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=302\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-4S","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}