The doorbell rang this afternoon and since Jon was just getting out of the shower I answered it.<\/p>\n
J=me
\nS=salesman<\/p>\n
J: Can I help you?
\nS: Yes, is your mommy or daddy home?
\nJ: *taken aback* I’m the lady of the house. *thinking “how old does he think I am????”*
\nS: Oh… I’m sorry. I’m from [some random windows company] and we’re doing free estimates.
\nJ: We’ll pass since this property is actually owned by a church.
\nS: Oh… so you’re a pastor’s wife? You look too young to be a pastor’s wife.
\nJ: *smiles pretty* Uh… thanks. *mentally growling*<\/p>\n
It turns out he’s thinking of doing some seminary work and is working with the homeless at a shelter in Columbus and knows a good seminary friend of mine. He was a nice guy, so I didn’t lose my temper. I *KNOW* I look like I’m 12, but geez… can anyone give me the benefit of the doubt on this???<\/p>\n
Of course this *had* to happen the day after my birthday…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The doorbell rang this afternoon and since Jon was just getting out of the shower I answered it. J=me S=salesman J: Can I help you? S: Yes, is your mommy or daddy home? J: *taken aback* I’m the lady of … Continue reading