{"id":544,"date":"2003-11-08T16:33:44","date_gmt":"2003-11-08T21:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=544"},"modified":"2003-11-08T16:33:44","modified_gmt":"2003-11-08T21:33:44","slug":"answer-lutheranism-and-the-art-of-gremlin-keeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=544","title":{"rendered":"Answer: Lutheranism and the Art of Gremlin-Keeping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Question: What has my week involved?<\/p>\n<p><b>Lutheranism: The Call Process<\/b><br \/>\nOne church votes on us tomorrow and also whether or not to make the parsonage pet-OK.  (They know about two of our cats and that we&#8217;re not giving them up.)  Another votes next week, has a cat-friendly parsonage, knows about the additions to our herd, and is also OK with me going to seminary.  Please pray for both votes and please pray for our nerves.  We&#8217;re both petrified that we won&#8217;t get either call.  In all honesty, we&#8217;d really like the second one more but the first one would be wonderful if we could keep our cats.<\/p>\n<p>As for where my faith is, it&#8217;s in existence and I know that we will be where the Lord wants us to be.  However&#8230; our finances are going to be scary if we don&#8217;t get a call soon.  I know God will provide and I know I shouldn&#8217;t be scared of all of this.  I&#8217;m just a J and I need things to be laid out neatly.  If only ministry weren&#8217;t such a P profession!<\/p>\n<p>\n<b>Gremlin-Keeping<\/b><br \/>\nEdda has given herself house privileges and she is getting along very well with Cullen.  (They will touch noses and Cullen allowed her to curl up 2 inches from him under the bed today.)  Finian is <b><u>furious<\/u><\/b> and growls\/spits\/hisses at the kittens.  Freya&#8230; well&#8230; she&#8217;s still a little gremlin.  (Because of her ears, her coloring, and her size, we call her the gremlin.  She looks like Gizmo and is a little warrior princess.)  She decided to roll around in her litterbox yesterday (WHY DO MY CATS INSIST ON DOING THIS?!??!?!?!  EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!) and take a nap in there, so she was treated to a rinse-off with warm water.  She howled during it and slept wrapped in a hand towel (which covered her as a regular towel would cover the other three cats) as I dried to rub her dry in a way that simulated licking.  (She wasn&#8217;t fostered around other cats &#8212; she was fostered with rotweilers.)  Today, she decided that pouncing on my face was the appropriate way to show her affection after I brought her into the bedroom.  (Edda was very insistent about running free through the house this morning.  We worked on table manners today &#8212; she got squirted every time she jumped on the table.)  Believe me&#8230; there is nothing that jolts you up faster than opening your eyes and seeing a face with fangs about to strike.  I have a small bruise on my eye lid from her trying to nurse on it.  (That got old after about 2 seconds.)  She spent most of the day in her suite so that Jon and I could get yardwork done and Cullen\/Edda could have a break from babysitting.  (She terrorizes Cullen.  She will go up to him and bat him.  He won&#8217;t touch her because he knows that we&#8217;ll be mad.  I wish he would bat back once just to show her that he has limits.  CATS!!!!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: What has my week involved? Lutheranism: The Call Process One church votes on us tomorrow and also whether or not to make the parsonage pet-OK. 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