{"id":559,"date":"2003-12-23T23:51:16","date_gmt":"2003-12-24T04:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=559"},"modified":"2005-01-15T13:34:15","modified_gmt":"2005-01-15T18:34:15","slug":"minnesota-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=559","title":{"rendered":"Minnesota Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wonderful mother-in-law sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/access.mpr.org\/features\/9908_statefair\/contest\/submissions1.html\">this<\/a>.  It&#8217;s bumper stickers that should exist for Minnesota.  Among my favorites (with my commentary in parenthesis) are:<\/p>\n<p>-My governor is a bigger crybaby than your governor!<br \/>\n-You think YOU&#8217;RE cold &#8211; try riding on the bumper! <br \/>\n-While your governor was fighting crime and injustice, our governor was wrestling pink feathered boas. <br \/>\n&#8211;<b>Minnesota: Our peace and justice people can beat up your peace and justice people.<\/b>  (I WANT THIS ONE!!!!!)<br \/>\n-Our Governor is more embarrassing than your Governor.  (I think this should apply equally well to California.)<br \/>\n-Minnesota . . . where gravity is not just a good idea . . . it&#8217;s the law! <br \/>\n-Our public radio network is better than yours . . . if you listen, you know that already! <br \/>\n-Minnesotans &#8211; so nice we walk on water &#8211; in winter.<br \/>\n-I bet my governor can beat up your governor.<br \/>\n-I brake for lutefisk.  (Ewwwwww&#8230;)<br \/>\n-Minnesota: where all the mosquitoes are strong, all the loons are good looking, and all the snowmen are above average.<br \/>\n-Minnesota: Norwegian for mosquitoes and snow.<br \/>\n-Our governor is more narcissistic than your governor. (Ahem&#8230; California?)<br \/>\n-Home of the Chosen Frozen<br \/>\n-Lena of Sven thousand Ole&#8217;s  (Um Ya Ya!)<br \/>\n-This governor is for entertainment purposes only.<br \/>\n-I survived Minnesota traffic. <br \/>\n-Minnesotans are God&#8217;s frozen people <br \/>\n-Peace and good wool from Minnesota <br \/>\n<!--more-->Honk if you&#8217;re Lutheran  (I so need to put this on my Volvo.)<br \/>\n-Eat lutefisk: three Scandinavians can&#8217;t be wrong. <br \/>\n-Your governor can beat our governor at Scrabble. <br \/>\n-Our winter can beat up your winter! <br \/>\n-MN: We go from &lt;0\u00ef?? to 100\u00ef?? in 6.0 months flat <br \/>\n-Minnesotans: Sure we may seem nice, but we are secretly planning world domination. <br \/>\n-Our mosquitoes can beat up your mosquitoes <br \/>\n-Minnesota: Where the summers are short, the governor is huge, and the Legislature is nervous! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wonderful mother-in-law sent me this. It&#8217;s bumper stickers that should exist for Minnesota. Among my favorites (with my commentary in parenthesis) are: -My governor is a bigger crybaby than your governor! -You think YOU&#8217;RE cold &#8211; try riding on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=559\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-minnesota-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-91","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}