{"id":647,"date":"2004-03-20T11:25:24","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T16:25:24","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=647"},"modified":"2004-03-20T11:25:24","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T16:25:24","slug":"this-is-just-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=647","title":{"rendered":"This is Just Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boston.com\/news\/globe\/ideas\/articles\/2004\/03\/14\/all_dogs_go_to_heaven\/\">Boston.Com: All dogs go to heaven?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bringing pets up to receive Holy Communion?  Do I really need to list everything that is wrong with that!?!?!?!?!?<\/p>\n<p>Guess we&#8217;re gonna start casting our pearls before swine before inviting them up to the altar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There was a legend in the Middle Ages that if a bird flew into the church and ate the elements, it would turn into a bat.  I shudder to think of what would happen to Freya if that were the case.  She might turn into a real gremlin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boston.Com: All dogs go to heaven? Bringing pets up to receive Holy Communion? Do I really need to list everything that is wrong with that!?!?!?!?!? Guess we&#8217;re gonna start casting our pearls before swine before inviting them up to the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=647\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-faith"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-ar","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}