{"id":668,"date":"2004-04-02T13:48:47","date_gmt":"2004-04-02T18:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=668"},"modified":"2004-04-02T13:48:47","modified_gmt":"2004-04-02T18:48:47","slug":"ricks-friday-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=668","title":{"rendered":"Rick&#8217;s Friday Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1) what would you do the first day after being elected president?<\/strong><br \/>\nSleep in and send my vice-president out to get me some chai at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cariboucoffee.com\">C&#8217;bou<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2) what would you do the first day after losing the election for president?<\/strong><br \/>\nI&#8217;m with <a href=\"http:\/\/rick1j13.blogspot.com\">Rick<\/a> on this &#8212; prank call the White House pressroom.  *goes off to think of a good prank call*<\/p>\n<p><strong>3) as president, which country would you try to build diplomatic ties with? <\/strong><br \/>\nNorway.  Make a deal that if we promise not to send Britney Spears over there on a tour that they&#8217;ll stop exporting the dregs of their cuisine over here.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4) as vice president, on which late night talk show would you like to be a guest?<\/strong><br \/>\nLetterman.  Why is there any question of this????<\/p>\n<p><strong>5) as the first lady, what would you add to the white house decor?<\/strong><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all about tye-dye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) what would you do the first day after being elected president? Sleep in and send my vice-president out to get me some chai at C&#8217;bou. 2) what would you do the first day after losing the election for president? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=668\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-link-ups","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-aM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}