{"id":7160,"date":"2015-09-24T20:54:40","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T03:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=7160"},"modified":"2015-09-24T20:54:40","modified_gmt":"2015-09-25T03:54:40","slug":"7-quick-takes-gluten-free-soccer-moms-and-morons-taking-selfies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=7160","title":{"rendered":"7 Quick Takes: Gluten-Free, Soccer Moms, and Morons Taking Selfies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/7qt.jpg\" alt=\"7 Quick Takes\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt1\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt1\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 1 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Soccer mom.<\/strong>  Daniel had his first VIP soccer practice with <a href=\"http:\/\/ayso.org\">AYSO<\/a> tonight.  We only made it through about 35 minutes until he melted down and wanted to be &#8220;all done&#8221; but hey&#8230; it&#8217;s a start.  Since I&#8217;m now officially a soccer mom, I&#8217;ll be starting a GoFundMe to pay off my current car and buy a minivan.  Any recommendations? [\/sarcasm]<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt2\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt2\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 2 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gluten-free take #1.<\/strong>  My doctor hasn&#8217;t gotten back to me with my biopsy results yet from last week but I&#8217;m planning to go completely gluten-free in October to see if it helps me at all.  A complicating factor is that I&#8217;m allergic to eggs and that limits what I can eat even more, which is the reason I haven&#8217;t tried going gluten-free before now.  (There&#8217;s also the &#8220;my-bloodwork-did-not-show-celiac-disease-and-I-do-not-do-fad-diets&#8221; thing but that would be snarky.)  If you are gluten-free and have any recipe suggestions or possible substitutions, leave them to me in the comments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt3\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt3\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 3 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Gluten-free take #2.<\/strong>  I grabbed some &#8220;rice pasta and cheese&#8221; from Trader Joe&#8217;s to see if it was any good&#8230; and it was fabulous!  It tastes like the cheap $1 mac n&#8217; cheese from Kraft that contains all the yellow dyes banned outside the USA but without the evil dyes or the gluten.  Yay!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt4\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt4\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 4 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Fibro flare.<\/strong>  I&#8217;ve been dealing with a fibro flare since Sunday and this has meant that I&#8217;ve been spending mornings sleeping because I&#8217;m fighting insomnia at night.  It&#8217;s impeding my ability to get things done so I&#8217;d appreciate prayers that it goes the duck away.  Please and thank you!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt5\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt5\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 5 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Because we *TOTALLY* need more cat memes!<\/strong>  This is one of the better Kim Davis memes I&#8217;ve seen recently:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/schrodingerdavis.jpg\" alt=\"Schrodinger's cat meets Kim Davis\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt6\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt6\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 6 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I shouldn&#8217;t laugh but&#8230;<\/strong>  I read an article today which claims that <a href=\"http:\/\/tampa.cbslocal.com\/2015\/09\/22\/more-deaths-from-selfies-than-sharks\/\">more people have died from selfies this year than from shark attacks<\/a>.  I am totally unsurprised that there are people stupid enough to take selfies while running with the bulls and doing other dangerous things that require one&#8217;s full attention.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/local\/lanow\/la-me-ln-lake-elsinore-snake-bite-20150826-story.html\">This one<\/a>, however, takes the cake.  (I&#8217;m guessing he&#8217;s probably at <a href=\"http:\/\/lomalindahealth.org\/medical-center\/index.page\">Loma Linda University Medical Center<\/a> given where he&#8217;s from and the fact that <a href=\"http:\/\/lomalindahealth.org\/medical-center\/our-services\/emergency\/programs-and-divisions\/venom-er\/our-doctors\/index.page\">&#8220;Venom ER&#8221; doctor Sean Bush<\/a> is there.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt7\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt7\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 7 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Prerequisite baseball take.<\/strong>  Jon had the time of his life at the Dodgers game last week while my experience was kind of &#8220;meh&#8221;.  We were pretty high up so the players on the field were like little action figures and I felt pretty disconnected from everything that was going on. (The other downside: the Dodgers won.)  The bus ride to and from the church was an experience in claustrophobia for me and that probably didn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s pretty likely that the Dodgers are going to take the division unless the Giants can pull a serious miracle.  (The magic number is &#8220;4&#8221; so the Dodgers have to win 4 or the Giants lose 4 and it&#8217;s close to the end of the season.)<\/p>\n<p>For more Quick Takes, visit Kelly at <a href=\"http:\/\/thisaintthelyceum.org\">This Ain&#8217;t The Lyceum<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; 1 &#8212; Soccer mom. Daniel had his first VIP soccer practice with AYSO tonight. We only made it through about 35 minutes until he melted down and wanted to be &#8220;all done&#8221; but hey&#8230; it&#8217;s a start. 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