{"id":757,"date":"2004-07-08T13:30:36","date_gmt":"2004-07-08T18:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=757"},"modified":"2004-07-08T13:30:36","modified_gmt":"2004-07-08T18:30:36","slug":"my-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=757","title":{"rendered":"My Stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was out on my morning walk and had sat down outside the town cemetery to get some gravel out of my shoes when a small tabby patch cat trotted over to me.  It rubbed against me, nuzzled my hands, and then jumped in my lap.  I finished putting my shoes back on, petted the cat for a few minutes, and then got up to continue my walk.  The cat trotted right behind me and followed me for the next half mile.  I tried running (it ran after me), shaking my water bottle on it (it didn&#8217;t move, making me feel really bad for wetting the poor cat), and finally I walked back to the cemetery.  I called Jon on my cell phone and asked him to come and get me because I didn&#8217;t want this cat following me on the rest of my walk because it could get lost, run over by a car, or hurt by a dog.  Jon came and got me and dropped me off about 4 blocks away.<\/p>\n<p>My hunch is that the cat was in heat and either smelled Freya and Edda on me or was attracted to me because I&#8217;m in that time of the month right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out on my morning walk and had sat down outside the town cemetery to get some gravel out of my shoes when a small tabby patch cat trotted over to me. It rubbed against me, nuzzled my hands, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=757\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-cd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}