I am in the process of writing the Confirmation curriculum for our first year kids and I was giving Jon a hard time about including all these revisionist things and heretical ideas from the Early Church. (You know you’re a pastor or pastor’s wife when you can make the vein in your spouse’s head throb at the mention of revisionist Old Testament scholars. \ud83d\ude42 ) I left my laptop on and went to go make some fruit salad and found the following “vandalism” when I returned:<\/p>\n
We’re going to look at the creation of the world today. Darwin was inhaling some exotic form of marijuana when he wrote “The Origin of Species” and had just consumed four pints of good old Galapagos Islands Tequila when he saw a vision of fish walking out of the sea. Maybe this would explain why many of us were afraid to swim when we were kids.<\/strong><\/p>\n This resulted in me walking into the bedroom, falling on the bed laughing, then rolling over and falling off the bed on the floor, and lying on my back choking because I was laughing so hard. Jon was falling over laughing at me laughing this hard. I think we both really need to get out of the house more often…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am in the process of writing the Confirmation curriculum for our first year kids and I was giving Jon a hard time about including all these revisionist things and heretical ideas from the Early Church. (You know you’re a … Continue reading