{"id":790,"date":"2004-08-31T16:26:59","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T21:26:59","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=790"},"modified":"2004-08-31T16:26:59","modified_gmt":"2004-08-31T21:26:59","slug":"telemarketers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=790","title":{"rendered":"Telemarketers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following conversation took place on Sunday night:<\/p>\n<p>J: Jen, the supercool pastor&#8217;s wife<br \/>\nT: The stupid telemarketer<\/p>\n<p>*phone rings*<br \/>\nJ: Parsonage<br \/>\nT: Hi.  Can I speak with Ms. Lutheran?<br \/>\nJ: What???<br \/>\nT: This is _________ from Mediacom.  I need to speak with Ms. Lutheran.<br \/>\nJ: Ummm&#8230; this is a church office and parsonage.  We&#8217;re <i>Lutheran Christians<\/i> so there isn&#8217;t a Ms. Lutheran.<br \/>\nT: There&#8217;s not?<br \/>\nJ: No&#8230;<br \/>\n*hangs up*<\/p>\n<p>Jon&#8217;s gotten asked if the caller can speak to &#8220;Mr. Minnesota&#8221; before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following conversation took place on Sunday night: J: Jen, the supercool pastor&#8217;s wife T: The stupid telemarketer *phone rings* J: Parsonage T: Hi. Can I speak with Ms. Lutheran? J: What??? T: This is _________ from Mediacom. I need &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=790\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-cK","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}