{"id":8981,"date":"2018-07-26T21:03:41","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T04:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=8981"},"modified":"2018-07-26T21:07:47","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T04:07:47","slug":"7-quick-takes-g-tube-prep-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=8981","title":{"rendered":"7 Quick Takes: G-Tube Prep Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/7qt.jpg\" alt=\"7 Quick Takes\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt1\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt1\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 1 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>G-tube take #1.<\/strong> We saw Daniel&#8217;s nutritionist on Monday. He had lost about 1 lb in the last two weeks, but that could also be as a result of clearing out some constipation. (Pleasant topic of conversation, I know.) It was a smaller drop than the last time so no immediate hospitalization, but it created more of an impetus to get moving on the G-tube. R will be doing his inpatient nutrition care, so at least I know part of my team already.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt2\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt2\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 2 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>G-tube take #2.<\/strong> We met the anesthesiologist (love her!) and surgeon (really love her!) on Tuesday. We like both of them. The only problem: the surgeon wants him to be inpatient for a week prior to up his nutrition to give his incision a better chance of healing. That throws a wrench in my life, but not a huge one. I&#8217;m not taking any in-person classes this summer and I&#8217;ve lived on hospital units with this little monster before, so it&#8217;s doable. The only downside is missing Minion a whole lot because I obviously can&#8217;t take him with me.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt3\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt3\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 3 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>G-tube take #3.<\/strong> Daniel&#8217;s gastroenterologist (Dr. No) called yesterday and wanted to admit him THAT AFTERNOON. My response: &#8220;No.&#8221; When I was questioned as to why I would question her ruling, I explained that I had a doctor&#8217;s appointment today (Thursday) that I had been waiting for 6 months and that would impact my ability to function if I didn&#8217;t keep it. Dr. No also explained that they would be starting out with him doing nutrition by N-G tube, which is just about the stupidest idea on the planet&#8230; which has been pointed out by me, the physician assistant working with Dr. No, Daniel&#8217;s nutritionist R, Daniel&#8217;s surgeon, Daniel&#8217;s regular pediatrician, and just about anybody who has spent more than 15 minutes with him on a meh day.<\/p>\n<p>I may or may not have excavated a new rear sphincter opening for her during our final conversation yesterday (yes, there were several &#8212; I don&#8217;t think she likes me right now and I couldn&#8217;t care less), at which point I **FINALLY** found out that he&#8217;ll be admitted on Saturday afternoon and where I get to go for this. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.seattlechildrens.org\">Seattle Children&#8217;s<\/a> is YUGE&#8230; bigly even!) She also told me that they *sigh* will have a back-up plan (a PICC line) and enumerated the risks of said plan. (While she was pontificating, I was rolling my eyes so hard at the phone that they fell into the floor of my car because I am familiar with PICC lines&#8230; especially since my kid HAD ONE FOR TWO MONTHS in the NICU and my former father-in-law had one for several years.)<\/p>\n<p>I should point out that Dr. No is not incompetent &#8212; she&#8217;s quite brilliant &#8212; but she doesn&#8217;t quite get autism well and doesn&#8217;t understand that my child is more of a cranky 3-4 year old than a 9 year old, so he isn&#8217;t going to be cooperative and leave his N-G tube alone.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt4\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt4\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 4 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>MY appointment.<\/strong> I finally got my neurology consult today and it was&#8230; intense. My neurologist is lovely (though very high energy and intense) and gave me credit for having a mind (yay!). She&#8217;s doubling my migraine preventative, sending me to sleep medicine (I very likely have sleep apnea), putting me on magnesium, and a few other things. My only criticism is that she told me that my stress level would improve if I meditated&#8230; which makes me stabby because my stress level would improve if I wasn&#8217;t largely managing my medically interesting kiddo with special needs on my own while also trying to finish my degree and be a functional adult.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt5\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt5\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 5 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Duuuuuuude&#8230;<\/strong> I just got the news that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.united-church.ca\/news\/rev-richard-bott-elected-43rd-moderator\">my dear friend Richard has been elected as Moderator of the United Church of Canada<\/a>. Having known him for 16 years through blogging, I can honestly say that there is no better person for the job. Congrats, my friend. I am so incredibly proud of you.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt6\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt6\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 6 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Huh.<\/strong> Does anyone else remember all the McDonaldLand commercials? <a href=\"http:\/\/mentalfloss.com\/article\/69989\/brief-history-mcdonaldland-and-toys-and-lawsuit-it-spawned\">There were toys too apparently.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 130%;\"><a name=\"qt7\"><\/a><strong><a href=\"#qt7\" style=\"color: black; text-decoration: none;\">&#8212; 7 &#8212;<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My earworm.<\/strong> I&#8217;m feeling like Armenian choral music today.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;margin-top:15px;margin-bottom:15px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"????- Mush - Stepan Shakaryan, Little Singers of Armenia\" width=\"584\" height=\"329\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/70z32kwGU7Q?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>For more Quick Takes, visit Kelly at <a href=\"http:\/\/thisaintthelyceum.org\">This Ain&#8217;t The Lyceum<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; 1 &#8212; G-tube take #1. 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