The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more occupations to add, you add them at the bottom following the If I could be a format. My own additions are at the end in italics.<\/p>\n
After you’re done, you get to go and tag 3 other people. Add a trackback to the one that tagged you<\/a> as well as a trackback to Ogre’s original post<\/a>.<\/p>\n If I could be a scientist My answers…<\/p>\n If I could be a phlebotomist<\/strong>, I’d make sure that I didn’t puncture anyone’s vein when drawing blood. I’m gonna tag Bri<\/a>, Jake<\/a>, and Michelle<\/a>. Have fun you guys!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more … Continue reading
\nIf I could be a farmer
\nIf I could be a musician
\nIf I could be a doctor
\nIf I could be a painter
\nIf I could be a gardener
\nIf I could be a missionary
\nIf I could be a chef
\nIf I could be an architect
\nIf I could be a linguist
\nIf I could be a psychologist
\nIf I could be a librarian
\nIf I could be an athlete
\nIf I could be a lawyer
\nIf I could be an innkeeper
\nIf I could be a professor
\nIf I could be a writer
\nIf I could be a llama-rider
\nIf I could be a bonnie pirate
\nIf I could be a service member
\nIf I could be a photographer
\nIf I could be a philanthropist
\nIf I could be a rap artist
\nIf I could be a child actor
\nIf I could be a secret agent
\nIf I could be a comedian\/comedienne
\nIf I could be a priest
\nIf I could be a radio announcer
\nIf I could be a phlebotomist
\nIf I could be a pet store owner
\nIf I could be a computer programmer
\nIf I could be a police officer
\nIf I could be a politician
\nIf I could be a mom
\nIf I could be an underwater basket weaver
\nIf I could be a reality tv host
\nIf I could be a forensic pathologist
\nIf I could be a key grip on the next Star Wars film
\nIf I could be a fairy god parent
\nIf I could be a cast member on “Smallville”
\nIf I could be an Airbus pilot
\nIf I could be U2’s equipment manager
\nIf I could be a rock star
\nIf I could be a skunk catcher
\nIf I could be a reality TV star
\nIf I could be a ballerina
\nIf I could be an astronaut<\/em><\/p>\n
\nIf I could be a gardener<\/strong>, I’d grow lots of basil and start my own pesto business.
\nIf I could be a missionary<\/strong>, I would convert the heathen Southerners and teach them about how Jesus loves them, Jesus wants them to be with Him, and Jesus wants them to cut out the fried food because Jesus does not want them to be dispatched from this life early due to clogged arteries.
\nIf I could be a linguist<\/strong>, I would become the world’s foremost expert on the Minnesota dialect of English and how it deviates from normal.
\nIf I could be U2’s equipment manager<\/strong>, I would make sure that Ellen<\/a> had front row tickets at every concert within a 200 mile radius of where she was living at the time.<\/p>\n