{"id":1491,"date":"2006-11-04T21:47:59","date_gmt":"2006-11-05T04:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2006-11-04T21:47:59","modified_gmt":"2006-11-05T04:47:59","slug":"how-not-to-commit-voter-fraud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"How Not To Commit Voter Fraud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Santa Clara County:<\/p>\n<p>I have not had residence in the county for <strong>5 years.<\/strong>\u00c2? This means that you need to stop sending my parents absentee ballots and voter pamphlets for me.\u00c2? They are a waste of money and ink.<br \/>\nThank you for not calling me for jury duty in the last year and a half.\u00c2? I appreciate not having to find a place in Montana to fed-ex the form back telling you that I have residency in a <strong>different county and state<\/strong> for the 4th or 5th time.\u00c2? I&#8217;m sure you enjoyed receiving those forms from 2001-2004 and seeing the different counties and states I&#8217;ve lived in since then.<\/p>\n<p>Snuggles,<br \/>\njen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attention Santa Clara County: I have not had residence in the county for 5 years.\u00c2? This means that you need to stop sending my parents absentee ballots and voter pamphlets for me.\u00c2? They are a waste of money and ink. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1491\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-o3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}