{"id":1748,"date":"2008-05-20T22:10:37","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T04:10:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2008-05-20T22:10:37","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T04:10:37","slug":"some-sage-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1748","title":{"rendered":"Some Sage Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having issues with my laptop so I called my tech support person (a.k.a. my mommy) who gave me the following words of encouragement:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no computer problem that cannot be solved with 300 feet of salt water.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>How true.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m going to go stab my sinuses out with a screwdriver.\u00c2? Carry on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having issues with my laptop so I called my tech support person (a.k.a. my mommy) who gave me the following words of encouragement: &#8220;There is no computer problem that cannot be solved with 300 feet of salt water.&#8221; How &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1748\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,4,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-life","category-family","category-health"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-sc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}