{"id":1964,"date":"2009-07-11T17:06:43","date_gmt":"2009-07-12T00:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1964"},"modified":"2009-07-11T17:09:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-12T00:09:43","slug":"finally-michael-jackson-is-almost-out-of-the-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/?p=1964","title":{"rendered":"Finally… Michael Jackson Is Almost Out of the News"},"content":{"rendered":"

Let me make this clear:<\/p>\n

I. DON’T. GIVE. A. RAT’S. BUTT. ABOUT. MICHAEL. JACKSON. OR. HIS. DYING.<\/strong><\/p>\n

While it’s sad that he died, we’re all going to die. He hasn’t been in the news for anything positive in 15 years. Let’s move on already.<\/p>\n

On the funny side, one of my seminary classmates entered the pool for tickets for kicks and got them. He and his wife went to the funeral and twittered on it. His twitters are awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Let me make this clear: I. DON’T. GIVE. A. RAT’S. BUTT. ABOUT. MICHAEL. JACKSON. OR. HIS. DYING. While it’s sad that he died, we’re all going to die. He hasn’t been in the news for anything positive in 15 years. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1964","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p38xoO-vG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1964"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1966,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1964\/revisions\/1966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/grace-filled.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}