About Jen

Jen isn't quite sure when she lost her mind, but it is probably documented here on Meditatio. She blogs because the world needs her snark at all hours of the night... and she probably can't sleep anyway.

My Recent Crocheting Projects

I usually blog about my crocheting attempts on other blogs but I figured that it might give me something non-political to write about here while I’m gathering my thoughts for my post on the same-sex unions fiasco in San Francisco.

MANLY Afghan
Edda (my black cat) *helping* me edge the afghan
I started it in January and worked on it mostly at basketball games for my confirmands. (All three of my girls and two of my boys played on their school teams.) It’s made with a little over 4 skeins of Red Heart Supersaver in Camouflauge. As you can see, I had a little help in working on it. 🙂 (I’d pick up Edda every time I had to turn the afghan over to start a new row. She’s a mellow little girl, so she was very OK with this.)

Afghan for Afghans
I started this after I finished the MANLY afghan. I’m making it for Afghans for Afghans. I currently have two stripes (of 5) done and I’m waiting to do more until I can get to Walmart to get the rest of the yarn for it. (I need probably 4 more skeins of Red Heart Supersaver in Dusk and 2 more skeins of Red Heart Supersaver in Black. In other words, I need to make a Walmart run.)

Patchwork Blanket
This will probably be another donation to Afghans for Afghans. I’m making (and collecting for those who are interested) 7″ squares to make a blanket. 36 of them will make a baby blanket and 63 will make a full-sized afghan. It’s basically a project to use up my scrap yarn for a cause other than cat toys.

String Bags and Kitchen Stuff
I found a really cool pattern for string mesh totebags online and I’m making a couple for my sister-in-law as a graduation present in addition to some potholders and dish towels and stuff. (I figure, the kitchen stuff can be used when she gets her own place.) I actually like working with the cotton yarn better than the acrylic stuff — it’s stiffer and easier to work with. Working on the bags and potholders is good relaxation when I get sick of working on the afghan. (The one being donated is made with two strands of yarn and gets REALLY heavy, which taxes my wrists. The potholders are hard in their own way, but it’s easier than trying to work with 4 lbs of afghan.)

Jobs and Taxes

We went to see the accountant who is doing our taxes today. He got our information and will file our stuff electronically. He also dropped an interesting bombshell: our taxes are now quarterly and will be $1300 on April 15th. I wish I’d known this 2 months ago when I could have done something about it. *sigh* Such is life. We’ll come up with the funds even though it puts a kink in our lives for the next 6 weeks. I talked to my in-laws and they told me about some things that I should have brought up and he should have asked about, so maybe some of that figure can decrease. We’ll see.

Our local classifieds finally had a job that might be viable for me. (“Viable” means that it isn’t nursing, animal husbandry, farm work, or waitressing.) One of the local hospitals needs a charge receptionist and scheduler. I’m applying as I might actually have a shot at it even if it isn’t huge. Clerical jobs aren’t plentiful around here and I might have a bit of competition. Keep this in prayer (for those of you who pray), OK?

Jon’s Sunday Sermon

This year, the round robin for the area churches is the “Road to _____” [insert Bob Hope jokes]. Jon’s is the Road to the Wilderness and he’s doing the sermon from Satan’s perspective. Well… Sunday was the one with those specific readings, so Jon decided to do his sermon then to test it out.

The ORIGINAL D*vil

The Good
-the youth being riveted
-Jon’s flames tie
-the sermon note decorations from one of my kids
-the sermon notes from those of my kids that did them
-getting to read the Gospel so Jon could adjust his horns and toss off his alb

The Bad
-Jon making me go up and sing “If I Had A Little White Box” at Borgund when I was completely unaware that we were doing it

The Funny
-the kids and adults at MN Valley doing “If I Had A Little White Box”
-some of the responses of the kids

Asthma and Medical Stupidity

After taking my Advair, I started feeling really chilled, shakey, short of breath, and light-headed. My rescue inhaler does give me the shakes from time to time but this was extreme. I called the clinic and they said they could get me in at 2:45. I told them I needed to see someone sooner and she said to come down to the ER. The attending physician (thankfully) had some spare time so he saw me at the clinic instead (which saved me $30 of co-pay). It took him all of 3 minutes to diagnose me with a bad sinus infection which I’ve apparently had for two months. (This would explain me sleeping 13 hours a day.) He also ordered bloodwork (confirmed the infection), a chest x-ray (get a baseline and make sure I don’t have any bronchitis), and a pulmonary output reading (baseline and also to see if the nebulizer helped).

The diagonosis: a sinus infection and a reaction to one of the meds in the Advair. He replaced the Advair with Flowvent, which I know that I’m not going to react with and he gave me some Zithromax to get rid of the sinus infection. (I hate Zithromax because it rips up my stomach but it’s one of the better ones that they can give me that won’t give me massive panic attacks.) He also gave me some Singulair to see if a maintenance med will help and he got me more of the nosespray they gave me for allergies.

So why the “medical stupidity” in the subject line? This visit would not have been necessary if the doctor I saw last week had paid attention and not just thrown pills at me. She didn’t check my face, barely checked my breathing (it was the nurse who gave me a peak flow and the doctor just said it was normal, which means nothing because my peakflows are higher than average). She also didn’t see if I was reactive to any of the meds in the Advair (I’d had both before one had made me vomit).

Jon taught my Confirmandi tonight and I got to chill with my O.C’s (Original Cats — my boys) and correct faith statements. My kids (or at least those who have turned theirs in) have written some really excellent and profound things. Their insights on living a Christian life are better than the ones I’ve heard from some adults! I think they enjoyed having Jon teach — he’s a little more laidback than me and he told them stories about growing up as a PK.

Rants and Raves.

I had to pay bills this morning and this is what I discovered:

Case #1: MCI
They messed up switching our account over when we moved and deleted the mileage program we had with Northwest Airlines. I’d asked them if they had and they promised to do it. Apparently, THEY SCREWED UP!!!!!!!!!!! Lost mileage because of their stupidity: about 1500-2000 miles before the benefits kick in again. Considering we’re only with them for the mileage (it gets us closer to free tickets), I think I’m going to look into someone else.

Case #2: LMH Health Systems
This is the hospital where we lived in Newark. They are under much fire because of incompetent hiring practices and mistakes made in patient care. (In my case, they gave me Demerol [made me vomit uncontrollably and dehydrated me] which is in the same class as codeine [which I am very allergic to] and then they sent me home with Percocet which has a codeine derivative. The only reason I didn’t end up worse than I was is that I read the label in my drugged state and sent the meds back.) Apparently, their ineptness extends to their billing department. They neglected to change the billing address on our account (as well as making sure the *names* were correct — they gave me Jon’s last name and apparently can’t seem to figure out how to change it in the database) and when I realized I hadn’t seen a bill from them in a month, I called. They said they’d sent one out and were about to declare us delinquent on our payment schedule. I explained to them that we’d moved two months ago and that we had done the address change thing four times on the last two bills. (In other words, they screwed up because they neglected to do anything other than credit the check. It’s not like this is hard.)

Why oh why are people this stupid handling my information?!?!?!?!?!?

Fisking Film Critics

For those who have seen The Passion:

Read this and tell me if I’m right in thinking that this guy is a putz. I sent this email to him after reading the review:

You are probably going to get people calling for your resignation because of how poorly you reviewed “The Passion”. Heck… you might even get people emailing you to convert you to Christianity (it’s pretty clear that you aren’t a believer from the utter obliviousness to the plot) and tell you of your sinfulness. I’m not going to do either. I’m simply going to say this about your feeble attempt at reviewing this film:

YOU MISSED THE POINT ENTIRELY.

I doubt you’ve actually read Matthew (or any of the other Gospels) because if you had, you would have understood that this is a re-telling of the events from which 2 billion people derive their salvation. For many of those who have seen the movie, it was convicting and powerful. For some others, it gave them an understanding of their Christian brothers and sisters. And of course, some saw the movie so they could whine about anti-Semitism. (Jesus was a Jew. If you didn’t know that, you apparently failed History at some point in high school.) You also completely missed the point of who killed Jesus. Christians believe that He died in atonement for the sin of the world. This means that the Jews, the Romans, and everyone else in the world is responsible.

I really wonder if you even attempted to understand the mindset of many of the people watching the film with you. Maybe it’s too much for me to expect an objective review of the film from a critic in the Bay Area. If nothing else, your callousness is a reminder of why I moved away 3 years ago.

Rick’s Pseudo-FridayFive

Since there is no Friday Five this week, Rick created his own.

1. What is the top news story this week?
Probably all the gay marriage hullabaloo in San Francisco, DC, and New York

2. What are you looking forward to this weekend?
Listening to various NPR shows (which have ended up being pre-empted or lengthened because of pledge season starting). Also trying to finish this if my kleptos will leave my yarn, project, and hook alone.

3. Do you watch the Oscars? Why or why not?
Only to harass my sister-in-law with the winners (since I see everything before she does).

4. What are you looking forward to as Spring approaches?
No more snow. Planting my garden.

5. Is there anything at all to watch on daytime television?!?
Depends on if you have cable or not. 😛