Thanksgiving at Casa K-M

We didn’t get any invites today and I’m still fighting the cold/respiratory infection so we decided to just stay in and have me make a nice romantic dinner for the two of us.Â? I got things for lasagna last night as well as some garlic bread.Â? I had a bottle of Martinelli Sparkling Apple-Cranberry stowed away for New Year’s Eve but we decided to break it out tonight.Â? It was a pretty good dinner — the lasagna was runny but we had good food and we’re thankful to not have to worry about where our next meal is going to come from.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone in the USA!

“Eat Pray Love” by Elizabeth Gilbert

My mom read this book and sent it to me because she thought I’d like it and she also wanted to know my thoughts on it.? You hear all these glowing reviews from all the newspapers and from people who feel like this book has changed their lives. Those are pretty much two reasons not to read a book, in my humble opinion, so it went on my TBR pile until I got a break in Harry Potter stuff. (Book 7 is kind of hard to read when you’re pregnant and depressed.)

I’m about 2/3 of the way through right now (she’s leaving India) and I’m feeling just slightly less inclined to slap really hard than I was when I started the book. The reviews talk about her “painful divorce”… which resulted when the idiot decided she didn’t like her life and abandoned her husband The bitter divorce happens because she was too self-centered to actually *try* and fix her marriage and I dunno… maybe TALK to her husband about the fact that she did not want to be an SAHM with kids? I have absolutely no sympathy for her whatsoever and I don’t blame her husband one bit for not wanting to forgive her. Her other “relationships” with men after she ends her marriage are trainwrecks and I just want to shake her and ask her why she is so stupid that she thinks that sleeping with other men is going to solve her problems.

Anyway… because she’s a privileged person, she gets a book advance (for this book actually) that enables her to spend a year traveling around. She spends 4 months in Italy eating herself sick, 4 months in India at her Guru’s ashram (which remains nameless because apparently she doesn’t want to SHARE the name of her Guru with her readers), and 4 months in Indonesia. In Italy, she muses about whether or not she should sleep with her conversation partner. (She doesn’t, which seems like the one good decision she has ever made in her life.) In India, the people at the ashram are telling her that she needs to let go already (!!!!!!!) of her past and move on. As I said, I’m just to the part where she is leaving India so I can’t tell you anything about her adventures in Indonesia though I’m sure we’ll find more of her self-absorbed nature and “spiritual narcissism” (as one Amazon.Com reviewer so poignantly puts it). I’m honestly only finishing it so I can talk about it with Mom at Christmas.

Her spirituality is even self-absorbed. She talks about how all religions lead to the same place and how all she wants to do is find God. (Hello? John 14:6, much?) I guess her prayer times just suck at the beginning of her stay in India and I just want to bang her head against a wall because she somehow thinks that she is so special that meditation and prayer should come easily to her. She honestly sounds like a New York yuppie through all of this and not someone genuinely looking for a change. It’s only when she lets go of all her crap that she actually gets anywhere in her prayer and meditation. I’m not just expressing my righteous indignation as someone who despises syncretism — I’m expressing it as someone who is so sick of the whole “mememememememememe!!!!” type of spirituality that seems to be pervasive in society.

Conclusion: I can’t understand why anyone with morals and a brain would find this book “inspirational”. Seriously, I’m more inclined to agree with the Amazon.Com reviewers who completely panned the book. Those who found it to be the best book ever sound like they’re probably SUV-driving yuppies who flip out if their soy lattes aren’t perfect when they stop at their local $tarbuck$ after yoga class — people who honestly make me fear the direction in which our country is going.

The Moronic Have Learned to Use the Internet

I have the Reformation Day polka from OldLutheran.Com posted here and it’s been getting spammed all week so I finally closed comments on it.

The last two days, my spammers have been fundie weirdoes telling me about eschatology and how I’m going to hell for some reason.Â? I’ve deleted off most of the comments but I kept this one (and responded to it) because it’s so off-the-wall bizarre.

What Reformation Day really is is this:Â? The Reformed doctrine is a reformation of Satan’s character.Â? The Reformed doctrine asserts that Satan is under the direct micromanagerial control of Christ, that “the Devil is God’s Devil and only does what God wants.”Â? Thus, by asserting that the devil does as God makes him, and that alone, the devil is Reformed into being an obedient puppet of God.Â? In the process, however, God is Reformed into being as bad as the Devil.Â? Thus, the Reformed (i.e. Calvinists) chose to place their holiday on October 31st to coincide with the Devil’s holiday, which is Halloween.Â? But Paul says that Christ has no concord with Belial (i.e. the Devil) in 2nd Corinthians 6:15.Â? The Reformed position is a denial of this very important distinction between Christ and Belial and was invented by Belial specifically to convince men that he is nothing more than Christ’s sock-puppet and thus Belial causes men to blaspheme Christ and go to hell.

My thought…

GET A FREAKING LIFE AND STOP TROLLING PEOPLES’ BLOGS, YOU LOSER!!!!!