Missal Snarkiness

From my faith journey blog:

Jon has a 2006 Heritage Missal from OCP that he borrowed from the nursing home and I was going through it last night to decide whether or not I should go to Mass on Tuesday. Let’s just say that looking at the OCP readings and liturgy made it painfully obvious that I could *NOT* go without being incredibly snarky and feeling like I was worshipping with people of a completely different religion. (**Nota bene** I am not saying that Catholics are not Christians. Let me be very intentional about this.) As far as I know, neither JPII nor Papa Ratzi have proclaimed Mary to be the co-mediatrix and apparently, the OCP peeps didn’t get the memo. Seriously, I rarely see the Psalms so proof-texted (they gutted Psalm 45 to get verses to fit) or Revelation as the first reading. (They could have put Hannah’s song from 1 Samuel since it is similar to the Magnificat.) I was seriously tempted to ask exactly where Jesus fit into the equation since it was crossing the line from veneration of Mary to worship/adoration. Mary *was* special — she was chosen to be the Theotokos and she complied willingly with God’s instructions but… SHE’S NOT GOD!!!!!!!!!!

I went through the rest of the missal and they have quite a bit of Marty Haugen including the Mass of Cremation Creation and a few of his more “interesting” (read: inclusive) hymns. (I really wonder if most Catholics know that one of their hymnwriters is formerly Lutheran and now UCC.) They had some fairly good David Haas ones and a few ecumenical ones like I Am the Bread of Life, Christ Be Our Light (which I actually like), and Blest Are They. Mostly, it was a couple decent hymns, then a weird song, and then something by David Haas. It honestly made me thankful for With One Voice which has some “interesting” hymns but is 99% Orthodox. (The exception is their egregious word changes in Be Thou My Vision — the “High King of Heaven” was the one who opened a can of whupass on the hill of Slane, not the “light of my soul”.) Granted, I really am not fond of some of their hymns (especially ones like Hallelujah! We Sing Your Praises which are muchly overdone), but at least theirs are somewhat placeable in the history of the church.

[/end snarkiness]

I seriously am not trying to be anti-Catholic but dude… some of what was published was just wrong on so many levels. I wish the Church would return to worshipping in Latin because it would mean that they took worship seriously and didn’t screw around with theology like they do now.

Ruminations from Today

  • Hospital tag is the bestest game in the world for VBS when you have lots of kids and a grassy area.
  • Jesus meets us everywhere.
  • There is nothing quite like camp worship.
  • It’s fun to be a mature adult for a change… but still be able to be silly with the kids.
  • A car left in the sun when it’s 95F is hotter than Hades.

Have I mentioned how much I love helping with VBS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Happy Jen

I get to help with VBS at a church in town!!!!!! *bouncebouncebounce* Four counselors from the local Bible camp are running it but they also need adults and helpers.

I went with Jon to the kickoff dinner tonight and it turns out that they need adults to help with supervision and all that. I haven’t gotten to do anything with VBS since 2003 so I am just muchly excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The female counselors also mentioned that they want to learn how to crochet. Ummm… I think I can help with that. 🙂

Church Today

We sang one of my favorite hymns today.Â? It’s this tune with these words:

Now we join in celebration
At the Savior’s invitation,
Dressed no more in spirit somber,
Clothed instead in joy and wonder;
For the Lord of all existence,
Putting off divine transcendence,
Stoops again in love to meet us,
With his very life to feed us.

Lord, as round this feat we gather,
Fill our hearts with holy rapture!
For this bread and cup of blessing
Are for us the sure posessing
Of your loving deed on Calv’ry,
Of your living self, our vict’ry,
Pledge of your unfailing presence,
Foretaste here of heav’nly gladness.

Lord, we share in this communion
As one fam’ly of God’s children,
Reconciled through you, our brother,
One in you with God our Father.
Give us grace to live for others,
Serving all, both friends and strangers,
Seeking justice, love, and mercy
Till you come in final glory.
–LBW 203

I first fell in love with this one in Minnesota.Â? One of the daughters of our organist at Church #1 and I used to sing harmonies on this during Communion.Â? I also just love the tune.Â? The hymn tunes from before the 18th century are just the coolest.Â? 🙂

Eschatological Ruminations

While surfing around the Blogathon frame (which is still up in case y’all want to see any of the *interesting* sites), I came across this:

My not-quite aunt (sheâ????s actually my friendâ????s mother) asked me today, â??œDid you hear that they want America to fight another war? They said â??˜Jesus is Coming,â???? so they want us to fight there, too.â???

I assumed she meant the Hezbollah-Israeli conflict breaking out in the Middle East. What appalled me most about this was the fact that it seems Jesusâ???? Second Coming, perhaps the most important event to Christians (or second most, if you think Immaculate Conception is the first), is being used as a persuasion method to go to war.

My Bible says that Jesus wants us to â??œlove our neighbors as we love ourselves.â??? I somehow donâ????t think the Son of God would want us to hurt each other, and, eventually ourselves.

If Jesus plans to come, thereâ????s no one to stop him. Right? But why should we use what will all ready (according to Revelations) be a rocky time as an excuse to make today even worse? I understand that many people believe that the end days are already upon us (President George Bush, Prince Charles, the Pope, and the King of Syria have been pinpointed as the Antichrist).

I just donâ????t understand the logic behind using the Second Coming of Jesus as an excuse for war? Shouldnâ????t we be somehow preparing ourselves? Isnâ????t this just pushing the world over the edge?

After all, when has love not been an answer for something?

Joy (the author) is right.Â? To anyone who is starting to tie the rumblings of the Middle East into Ezekiel, Daniel, and/or (especially) the Book of Revelation, could you do me a favor?

CUT IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

If Jesus could come down to earth, dwell among us, die for us on the Cross as an atoning sacrifice for our sins, and rise again on the 3rd day, I really think He can plan His own itinerary for his Second Coming tour and doesn’t need our help.

That is all.

Blogathon 2006: The Good, the Bad, and The “Sponsor Me”

Since post-mortems are my specialty and I’m in a dark room with the brightness on my laptop turned down because I have migraine-triggered vertigo (which is why I’m not at work), here’s my take.

The Good

  • Having an excuse to love up my laptop for 24 hours.
  • Meeting new and interesting people via being a site monitor
  • The impromptu 3 a.m. dancing of the Timewarp!Â? (I actually got people to do it with me this time!)
  • “Alphabytizing” Lutheranism in my cynical hippie Lutheran way
  • Having a good supply of Coke in the house at my disposal.Â? (I don’t allow soda in the house unless I’m sick.)
  • Having cheerleaders online
  • Reading some of the more *interesting* things people were doing
  • IRC chat in which I figured out a new martial arts move

The Bad

  • Being up for 27.5 hours straight.
  • My vain attempts at being social at church the next morning
  • Black alarm cats sitting on lower abdomens and kneading them to wake their mommies up
  • Having to re-start my laptop because it was so flipping hot that it overheated

The Sponsor Me

  • I can take sponsorships until tomorrow (Tuesday morning) so if you’d like to sponsor me and haven’t, get thee to my sponsorship page!