Author Archives: Jen

About Jen

Jen isn't quite sure when she lost her mind, but it is probably documented here on Meditatio. She blogs because the world needs her snark at all hours of the night... and she probably can't sleep anyway.

Subversion in Montana

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My shirt from this post arrived today. (You can get yours by going here.)Â? Now if only I didn’t live in a place that was crawling with Border Patrol and Homeland Security peeps…

(I live near the Canadian border.)

I also know that I’ll probably be shot if I wear it in the state of Montana since we’ve got a BIG military presence (helloooooo Malmstrom) and we have kids from the Guards in every community who are over in the Middle East. As much as I oppose the war, it’s kind of hard when you are separated from a soldier in the war by 3 degrees or less.

*must get to California soon*

Glasses

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To the people who make my frames:

Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease hurry up and send them to Pearle Vision so that they can mail them to me.Â? The eye strain and headaches and inability to drive is getting really annoying.

Snuggles,
me

An Idea for Solving World Hunger

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This is the time of year when one locks their car doors at church because if you don’t…

you end up with tons of zucchini, corn, potatoes, peas, squash, pumpkins…

I have this idea for solving world hunger: send all the surplus zucchini to the starving people. This would work because zucchini is pretty hard to mess up and it grows just *so* well.

(Of course I didn’t just process two zucchini that were larger than my arms and one the size of a small pumpkin that well-meaning parishioners gave Jon. Nooooo… And of course I don’t have 3 gallons of grated zukes in the fridge waiting for me to bake them into a zucchini chocolate cake for Sir Sours. Of course not!)

Football for Today

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OK… since Rick has me addicted, here are how my teams have fared:

  • Minnesota shut out Kent State 44-0 on Thursday
  • Michigan crushed Vanderbilt 27-7
  • Washington is supposed to play San Jose State. If they lose, I will be really pissed off and my Huskies peeps in Seattle will be hearing about this.
  • Montana State plays Colorado today.

(Yes… I’m a Bobcat fan. I like their colors better.)

**UPDATE**: The Washington-SJSU game is 21-9 at halftime. *dopeslaps the Huskies for even letting SJSU score*

**UPDATE** The final UW-SJSU score was 35-29. It’s going to be a miserable season for the Dawgs…

**UPDATE** Montana kicked Colorado’s @$$ 19-10.