Smug Pollution

Dayna’s thought on my previous rant:

You know that’s a HUGE pet peeve of mine. Especially when being able to “go green” is a luxury of the middle and upper classes. So many of these Smug Greenies never stop to think that gee, the people who (gasp) shop at Wal-Mart because THAT IS ALL THEY CAN AFFORD. And I’d love to know WTF these folks who completely stick their noses up at consumerism are *typing* on anyway.

I wrote about the topic for the Green Blogathon almost two years ago (the links are here and here for those who are interested) and I feel like I should address the subject again.Â?Â? So…

I really get frustrated with people who go on and on about how WONDERFUL it is that they’re recycling, buying organic produce, driving hybrids, getting all their energy from green sources, etc.Â? I mean, it’s great that they’re thinking about the earth and all that but… their lifestyle isn’t necessarily so green and might be using up more resources than they think. Unless their yuppie coffee goes in a reusable to-go mug, they’re wasting paper even if their paper coffee cups are made from recycled paper.Â? Most of them also live in cities and unless they’re using public transportation, they’re not exactly taking away from the greenhouse gas problem which is caused by too many cars on the road.

I should point out that my view of my role in Creation is that of a steward — one whoÂ? manages another’s property, finances, or affairs, in this case what God has created.Â? This means that I think very carefully about the cost both monetarily and ecologically of what I do as well as how it affects the other 6.599999999 billion people on this planet.

I’m all for alternative energy sources — I just happen not to live in a place where they are readily available.Â? Granted, the MATL project is underway and could bring wind power to the area but that’s a few years away.Â? Thus, I’m all for conserving energy, meaning that the lights in the house stay off unless it’s dark outside.Â? Natural light works better for me and the electricity can be put to better uses.

Carpooling would be great… if anyone lived near me that was on my shift.Â? I have a 120 mile drive roundtrip to work 5 days a week and yes, that uses up a ton of gasoline.Â? (For those who’d like to ask me why I don’t work closer to home, I’ll point you to the classifieds for my little town on the prairie where there is NOTHING less than 20-25 miles away.)Â? On the flip side, I combine my drive to work with my grocery shopping and my pharmacy runs so that I don’t *have* to make extra trips into town.Â? Jon does visits in town when he has to go do errands or combines errands with church business.Â? If he has to go to Great Falls, he takes all our recycling with him so that he can drop it off at Pacific Steel or the PepsiCo distributor, redeeming some of his miles.

And that recycling thing?Â? We have to burn our trash here as our town doesn’t have trash pickup (which actually cuts down on landfill space even if there is smoke released into the air) so we pull out our plastics, any aluminum cans, steel cans, glass, and newspaper.Â? Great Falls does have places to take all those things and while it’s time-consuming to do, it’s worth it to not have to put more crap into dump sites.Â? I am in charge of the cans at work and take a big bag home every month or so to be taken to Great Falls during the next trip one of us has to make.Â? Given that we wouldn’t have recycling even if we lived in a place with trash pickup, I think we’re doing pretty darn good.

As far as using our resources wisely, we both clean out our drawers and closets when we get new clothes and donate that which doesn’t fit or doesn’t get worn to Goodwill or the Salvation Army.Â? After all, we’re not going to be able to take all those clothes with us when we die, so what’s the point of having them just stored on earth? We also weed through our possessions on occasion and donate those things which we don’t use — as I said, we can’t take them with us to heaven, so why just store them here on earth?

It’s so great that people are thinking about buying local for produce but I should point out that those of us living in rural areas do that already.Â? I get my eggs from parishioners (10 food miles, if that) as well as quite a bit of produce from people’s garden extras and I could buy beef from parishioners and people in my community if I really wanted to.Â? (Food miles for that are pretty negligible.)Â? As far as chicken, bread, and other fruits and veggies, the Hutterites would come and deliver if I called and asked them.Â? (Food miles: 25+ depending on the colony.)Â? I could even get milk straight from the cow if I wanted to as neighbors of mine have cows that they keep for milk.Â? Ditto on cheese.Â? So exactly why are people bragging about going to farmers’ markets?Â? It’s just part of life here.

In fact, I probably live a greener life than the so-called “greenies” and it’s something I don’t brag about (other than pointing stuff out in this post) because for me, it’s part of living as a faithful steward of God’s Creation.Â? Yes, I shop at Wal-Mart — it’s the cheapest place for catfood, kitty litter, and a couple other staples. Â? Oh yes, there’s also the fact that healthy food *is* more expensive than pre-packaged junk food so if I can get the bag of dried black beans for 50 cents at Wal-Mart, I’m going for it.Â? (Thanks AJ for the link.)

So… I guess my point is: if you can do something positive for the environment, do it.Â? However, do it because you believe in it rather than to get points and be smug about it.Â? After all… your smugness just releases more hot air into the stratosphere and makes you a waste of oxygen.

Emptying the Brain

[+] Hyde Park Baptist Church: you guys suck! I can assure you that the Muslims would have been a heck of a lot more hospitable than you if it was their worship space in question.

[+] We’re not going to mention this weekend in college football other than to say that the teams with blue and gold colors did not do well. (And message to Dawn and Greta: there’s more than one team out there with those colors that I root for.)

[+] Person who made my day: Kym! I got the copy of ODB. Thank you soooooooo much!!!!

[+] Great Falls has 4-6 inches of snow. The Hi-Line has…. NONE!!!! Mother Nature really doesn’t want me to burn my trash, does she?

[+] To the morons on US-2: there is a simple rule regarding your high beams which involves TURNING THE BLOODY THINGS OFF IF YOU ARE APPROACHING SOMEONE OR BEHIND SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Â? Why is this rule so hard to follow???

Pumpkin Carving

After sort-of-accidentally missing church this morning (yep… on Reformation Sunday — I suck as a Lutheran) and lunch with some parishioners, I settled in and turned on some Law & Order while plotting how to massacre some pumpkins.Â? I had two of them from Albertsons that were 20 lbs masomenos and incredibly thick.Â? I found that the most efficient way to do things was to scrape the edge with a large spoon (something I wish I’d known last year) and I managed to make quite an excellent cat-o-lantern and a pumpkin of crosses.Â? (Jesus *IS* the Light of the World and all and I was kind of low on creative energy.)

The cats were going crazy over the pumpkin guts and I think Freya would still like to bathe my arm and get the smell off.Â? Hopefully it won’t be a problem at Carols Round The Table practice…

I-15 Road Rage

To the morons in the pick-ups and Suburbans that I commute with every morning:

Passing me is not going to make you get through Customs faster.Â? Flipping me off is not going to make the line any shorter.Â? Oh, and I don’t give a rat’s butt about you being in the Customs line ahead of me because… I DON’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS, YOU MORON!!!!!!

So please just stay behind me and let me get to work.Â? And if you do pass me and get in front of me, try to go AT LEAST the speed limit (75).Â? If I get to work late, I’m calling over to Customs and having your butt stopped at the border.

Snuggles,
jen

(Not that I can make them stop you going through Customs but I’ll toss some energy and karma in that general direction.)

Redux on the Installation of Bishop Jessica Crist: The Good, the Bad, and the Ecumenical

We just got home from Great Falls where we attended the installation of the new Lutheran bishop.? So… here’s the redux:

The Good
[-] the music — HEAVENLY and with appropriate brass on “Thine Is The Glory.”
[-] at LEAST 150 clergy in the procession.
[-] getting to schmooze with those who I wanted to see afterwards.
[-] seeing President Ramseth again and explaining that I’m using my Trinity education to teach Greek and Bible to inmates at the local prison.
[-] the good natured teasing from the pastors who were at FLBC with me during my adventures in yellowjacket stings
[-] the lovely lunch afterwards with Jon (we skipped the reception)
[-]$tarbucks after lunch

The Bad
[-] inclusivized hymns *dopeslaps those who changed words on “Let All Things Now Living”*
[-] inclusivized liturgy.
[-] the canned parts of the Presiding Bishop’s sermon as well as the parts which sounded like they were plagarized from an LDS fireside chat on evangelism.
[-] the fact that with 300ish people, it was bloody hot in the sanctuary.
[-] molasses bread for communion (I will *NEVER* get used to it)

The Ecumenical
[-] the Episcopal bishop coming in full ecclesiastical regalia. (I thought he was Catholic as I’d never seen a Piskie bishop in full regalia.? It finally hit me after I saw him take communion.)
[-] the service being held at the largest CATHOLIC church in Great Falls because no Lutheran churches were big enough.
[-] the vicar general/pastoral administrator of the Diocese of Great Falls/Billings offering greetings and reading the Gospel
[-] the number of clergy from other backgrounds who were there and in the procession.
[-] two members of the Jewish community taking part in the service (one offering greetings and one reading the first lesson).
[-] the Assinibone leader who gave a blessing in his native language before the service began as well as a tribal song before the blessing at the end.? (Montana has a huge Native American population and it was fitting that there be some aspect of that present at the service.? It was tastefully incorporated.)

The one sadness I have is that I don’t know that many people in Jon’s parish would have appreciated the diversity of people and faiths present.? Some asked incredulously why we were holding the installation in a Catholic church and others would have claimed worship was “too formal” or “too Catholic”. ? I’m really hoping that it’s something that can change with Bishop Jessica though I hate to say that I’m not holding my breath.