How Not To Commit Voter Fraud

Attention Santa Clara County:

I have not had residence in the county for 5 years.Â? This means that you need to stop sending my parents absentee ballots and voter pamphlets for me.Â? They are a waste of money and ink.
Thank you for not calling me for jury duty in the last year and a half.Â? I appreciate not having to find a place in Montana to fed-ex the form back telling you that I have residency in a different county and state for the 4th or 5th time.Â? I’m sure you enjoyed receiving those forms from 2001-2004 and seeing the different counties and states I’ve lived in since then.

Snuggles,
jen

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Jen isn't quite sure when she lost her mind, but it is probably documented here on Meditatio. She blogs because the world needs her snark at all hours of the night... and she probably can't sleep anyway.