Apparently, I got an invite to my 10 year high school reunion a few weeks ago. (Somehow, it got stuck in a stack of mail and I didn’t see it.)Â? For $92 (plus ridiculously high airfare in my case), I can spend 6 hours with a bunch of people I didn’t like 10 years ago and get a photo and memory book commemorating the occasion.

How do I put this nicely…Â? HADES NO!!!!!!!!!!

For one thing, it’s not like it’s being planned by a group of classmates — they went with a “reunion company” which provides a reunion manager to make all the arrangements and inflate the cost quite a bit.Â? I could see maybe $25-$50 a person and having a picnic or something at a park because this would be June and the weather would be good.Â? But $92 for a steak dinner and dancing with a bunch of snobby people?Â? Not a chance.

I guess I need to hide better…