Five Favorites: Miscellanea (VI)

Five Favorites

Salah

Kym. Kym and I met via Livejournal more than 10 years ago. We comiserate about faith things, cat herding, life, and just… everything. She baked muffins and cookies for the NICU staff at Daniel’s hospital, sent me baby clothes and baby cookbooks when he was born, and has kept me as sane as she can in the midst of everything. She was recently diagnosed with stage 1 uterine cancer and it’s looking more and more like a hysterectomy is going to be necessary to wipe out the cancer. She’s self-employed and without insurance so she needs to raise $60,000 for the surgery, anethetists, hospital stay, etc. If you can help at all, hop on over to Kym’s Hysterical (Not) Hysterectomy and toss a few bucks her way. If you happen to know of any grant program that can help her out, please also let us know.

Dua

Trader Joe’s Coffee Latté and Cream Bars. These are beyond awesome. Granted, they’re tiny (about 1/2 the size of a popsicle) but they’re low-calorie (90 calories per bar) and low-carb (9g of carb per bar) so they’re a good indulgence, especially when I’ve had to give up my iced vanilla lattés. I’d post a picture but Trader Joe’s doesn’t have one on their site.

Tiga

These two memories. When we lived in Minnesota, I had two wonderful women who were supportive of me. There were two times when we had visitors in the congregation and one or the other of them introduced me by saying, “This is Jen. She’s our pastor’s wife but she’s also a wonderful person in her own right. She’s also a talented musician and knows her Bible!” I’m bringing them up not to toot my own horn but because I really liked being told that I had worthwhile gifts that were separate from my husband. I’m still in contact with one of them and she is a serious source of encouragement for me.

Empat

Postcrossing. I’ve been postcrossing for 3 years now and have Beth Anne addicted now. It’s fun to receive the postcards from all over the world and find out what other people find important. Tonight, I got one from Russia from a man who has a set of vintage Russian alphabet ones and he has a project going to send them all over the world. I got “A” for “Angel” (although the word “angel” is written in the Cyrillic alphabet).

Lima

My body. I’ve had body images all my life because I’ve always been the fat kid or the short kid for whom major retailers don’t make clothes. This meant no Gap khakis in high school and having to roll up the legs of my jeans. Lands’ End used to be really good for this because they would hem pants to my inseam for free. (Their selection now is craptastic at best — thankfully, my postpartum fat jeans are still going strong 4 years later.) I’m also built stocky with no chest (thanks PCOS!) so shopping is a pain and since having Daniel (and gaining 40ish pounds since gallbladder surgery despite eating well and exercising), I feel like a whale. Doing the whole charting what I eat is helping because it’s keeping the bad stuff out of my diet (or mostly out) and it’s showing me where my weak spots are. Jon is also really reiterating how much he thinks I’m beautiful as is and how much all the flaws I see on me are invisible to him. For the first time in years, I’m actually starting to be OK with myself.

Go love up Hallie and the others.

7 Quick Takes: Prayer Requests, Whining About Heat, and Opinionated Rantings

7 Quick Takes

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Prayer Requests. Lots of prayer requests for people this week in my life so if you’re so inclined, please pray for…

[-] healing for Hevel from encephalitis.
[-] healing for Josh as he spends another night in the hospital getting things back on track after severe nausea.
[-] emotional peace for Josh’s parents Alex and Susan in the midst of his illness.
[-] healing for my father-in-law.
[-] adjustment to some kind of schedule for my brother-in-law (Chris) and sister-in-law (Joanna) now that Joanna and Patrick (my adorable nephew) are home from the hospital.

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Orphans Do you see these three adorable kidlets?

First row: Brett and Iris.
Second row: Kaia.

BrettIrisKaia

Brett and Iris need a mama and papa. Kaia has a family committed to her. Click on their names to see their Reece’s Rainbow pages.

— 3 —

Anti-smoking spiel of the week. Are there any of readers who aren’t aware that I think the term “smoker’s rights” is an oxymoron? Their right to smoke ends where my air supply begins which means that they effectively have no rights. This NPR story talks about the cost of employees that smoke and I can attest to this based on the complete lack of productivity of one of my co-workers in Montana. Between all her smoke breaks and the fines leveled by Customs due to her complete incompetence, she probably cost my company the equivalent of her salary yearly. (I have no idea why she wasn’t fired.)

— 4 —

Don’t make me turn this plane around! Apparently, 100 kids/adults were kicked off a plane headed to Atlanta because they wouldn’t sit down and turn off all their electronic devices. After several requests from flight attendants and the captain coming on and specifically announcing it to the kids, they still didn’t comply and were then told to disembark. They had to be squeezed onto later flights and I guess it took some of them 12 hours to make it to Atlanta. Southwest has offered them vouchers for future travel which I think is ridiculous because it’s punishing bad behavior. The kids should have complied from the beginning and it serves them right that they had to endure a bunch of transfers and more difficult travel. [insert rant about how this *never* would have happened when I was a kid]

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Can we say “cutting off one’s nose to spite one’s face”? Apparently, there are churches who are cutting ties with the Boy Scouts because of the vote to allow openly gay scouts. OK… let me explain what this change *actually* means: The only big change is that openly gay scouts will still be able to earn their Eagle. There will be no orgies on camp-outs. Scouts will not be taught that being gay is totally acceptable — in fact, I’d kind of worry if my son came home from a Boy Scout meeting and told me that they discussed sex. I’ve been involved in both Boy Scouts (through my dad/evil twin/husband) and Girl Scouts for 25 years and I honestly can’t say that sex ever came up at any scout meeting. EVER. I worked on a camp staff that was 2/3 lesbian and I never knew that until one of my former co-workers brought it up a few years later. (I know that our girls were oblivious to it.) Scouting is a wonderful organization and both my husband and I are better people for being part of it. Heck, my husband was even a unit commissioner in Montana.

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A good point. I read a brilliant article from Soujourners this week in which the author asked that people stop telling them what is anti-Christian. I concur. I’m a bit tired of people obsessing about how someone’s $tarbux habit is causing moral decay across the globe because $tarbux supports same-sex marriage. If you’re so completely offended by them, DON’T. BUY. THEIR. COFFEE. Support your local coffeeshop. Make your own at home. By the same token, the whole Chick-Fil-A debacle last year causes the same reaction in me — don’t buy their fried crap if you don’t like their corporate giving and don’t act incredibly self-righteous if you do decide to support them, claiming that it’s the “Christian” thing to do.

— 7 —

Hot Hot Hot! It’s supposed to be 110F here this weekend. Pray for me. I hate heat. I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

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7 Quick Takes: Facebook Foxes, Patrick’s Arrival, and Prayer Requests

7 Quick Takes

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Firefox in the real world. A family of California grey foxes has made its home in the Zen Garden at Facebook’s Menlo Park campus. The Facebook peeps set up a special Facebook page for them as well as an Instagram.

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What the what?!?!?!?!?!?!? In the last 2 1/2 hours, there has been a bridge collapse near where I have family in Washington (my dad is up there right now and actually drove over it earlier) and there was an earthquake 3 hours north of me. It’s also a full moon tonight. This is eerie.

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OMG Hawaii Five-O!!!! I’m bummed that Kono will be out for at lease a chunk of next season and I’m wondering if Grace Park (the actress) is pregnant or if her contract was just not renewed. It was still an interesting episode and I’m wondering who is breaking in to kill Wo Fat.

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I’m an auntie!!!!! Jon’s sister Joanna had her baby today!!!!! His name is Patrick and he was born at 1:19 p.m. by c-section. He is 19 inches long and weighs 9.5 lbs. I’m totally excited to be an auntie. We’ll probably head down in a few weeks to see them once Joanna heals and they have things a little more on schedule.

My new nephew!!!!!

— 5 —

Diagnosis time. I had my endocrinology consult this Wednesday and the diagnosis is PCOS based on my bloodwork. We’re going to clean up my diet (see #7 for details on that) and discuss medication changes at my next appointment in August. If any of you are on FitDay.Com, email me (jen @ grace-filled dot net) and let me know. (My username is my incredibly long and complex last name.)

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Orphans. Do you see these two precious children?

BrettKaia

Brett (on the left) needs a mama and Kaia (on the right) has a family who needs help raising the funds to bring her home so she can start kindergarten (hopefully this autumn). If you can help out at all, click on their pictures. Please and thank you!

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Prayer request. I will be having an endoscopy tomorrow (Friday) morning at 7:30 a.m. PDT (Pacific Daylight Time). Even if you don’t see this before then, I’d appreciate your prayers that the procedure goes well, that they find SOMETHING, and that anything they find is treatable. I’ve been having nausea and loss of appetite since January and it took forever to get the G-I consult (May 8th) where this procedure was scheduled. Any findings will hopefully enable me to eat again and being able to do that will help me clean up my diet. My endocrinologist suspects that I might have celiac disease and this might be what shows it.

**UPDATE** The endoscopy went well and they *did* find something — mild esophagitis and erosive gastritis in the form of 20 smallish ulcers in the lower part of my stomach. It’s all treatable and I’m just relieved that they found SOMETHING because it’s been annoying not to be able to eat without problems for the last few months.

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The Simple Woman’s Daybook: April 29, 2013

Simple Woman's Daybook

FOR TODAY April 28, 2013

Outside my window… dark. It was in the 90’s today. I will be smacking the next person who denies climate change.

I am thinking… that in response to people posting about homeschooling their kids to keep them away from “godless liberals”, I totally want to respond by saying that I’m sending my kids to public schools to keep them away from the people saying those things. I almost want to get a shirt that says “I’m the godless liberal your parents warned you about.”

I am thankful… for the water fight and tickle fight I had with Daniel today and in general I’m thankful for his laugh.

In the kitchen… nothing from scratch. Must fix that.

I am wearing… blue v-neck shirt and capri sweats.

I am creating… nothing yarn-wise but always coming up with plot things for NaNoWriMo.

I am going… shopping tomorrow for toiletries and trying to figure out something to cook that I actually want to eat.

I am wondering… how to post something on Facebook calling out those who are posting partisan and factually incorrect things and telling me that I don’t know that I’m talking about because I give in to the “liberal media”. Riiiiight… the fact that I have a B.A. in Religious Studies focused around comparative religon and part of a Masters in Theology can’t mean that I actually know what I’m talking about, right? (Not to mention that one of the things that they’re making factual inaccuracies about is one of my areas of specialty.)

I am reading… Just finished The Beautiful Mystery by Louise Penny. She is amazing when it comes to the chiaroscuro of the human soul. Next book will be Death by the Dozen by Jenn McKinlay or possibly taking Maphead by Ken Jennings back up.

I am hoping… my allergies/cold/crud is on its way out.

I am looking forward to… Ladies’ Night Out on Wednesday.

Around the house… clean thanks to having company on Saturday and a young mom in the congregation to come and clean for me. (I pay her well and she is the reason I’m functional.)

I am pondering… how someone could have gotten my debit card number when I’m fanatical about keeping it secret. Thank God I was checking my account online and caught the bogus charge.

A favorite quote for today… “Why I often find myself at such cross-purposes with the modern world: I have been a converted Pagan living among apostate Puritans.” — C.S. Lewis

One of my favorite things… making a good play on Words With Friends.

A few plans for the rest of the week: shopping tomorrow and possibly filing a police report, Morning Prayer and NCIS/NCIS:LA on Tuesday, Ladies’ Night Out on Wednesday, watching the cinecast of Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me on Thursday, and possibly a trip to San Jose this weekend.

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Five Favorites: Stupid Things People Say When I Tell Them That I’m A Pastor’s Wife

Five Favorites

If you didn’t know, I’m married to a Lutheran pastor. Most people either know this or smile and nod politely but it causes some people to say some pretty *interesting* things. Here are the five most interesting ones that I remember, three that are reactions to hearing that I’m a pastor’s wife and two that are stupid things people have said because of who I am.

One

“So this means you can have sex, right?” This was said to me at 2003 at a visitation for a parishioner who had passed away by a co-worker of the parishioner’s son. I was standing in the funeral home next to the church in some fairly conservative clothes with my husband and his internship supervisor next to me. My response: “I really hope so.” The person walked away and I remember seeing my husband’s internship supervisor’s face turning an interesting shade of purple and his eyes almost popping out of his head. Apparently, this was one of the more interesting things he had encountered at a funeral visitation.

Two

“Does this mean that you’re a nun?” This was said to me by a Lutheran kid at a Lutheran church camp. (I point out that it was a Lutheran setting because our clergy are almost always married.) Apparently, he really hasn’t paid attention in church because I knew his pastor and said pastor is very much married with kids who are my age!

Three

“But you don’t look like a pastor’s wife!” One of my former co-workers said this during my second week of work when I came to work wearing my “Pastor’s wife of an LQPV Eagle” sweatshirt. (LQPV is the local high school in the area where my husband served his first parish.) Apparently, I’m supposed to be old and wear long dresses or denim jumpers or something??? I mean… I did the long dresses and skirts but apparently I don’t fit the stereotypes otherwise?

Let’s now just go into stupid things people have said to me because I was the pastor’s wife.

Four

“You’re a pastor’s wife! You’re supposed to be holy and doing the work of God’s church!” This was said to me by a 90something parishioner in Minnesota when I told him that he couldn’t just walk into our parsonage unannounced. It had been a week since I had undergone a laproscopic cholecystectomy (“lap chole” for short — gallbladder removal) and I was walking around the upper floor of our parsonage in my sports bra and running shorts, so I was a bit panicked when the front door suddenly opened and I heard someone calling out, “Pastor?!? Mrs. Pastor?!?” Thankfully, one of our elders was nice enough to go talk to him and explain politely why this wasn’t allowed. He was more amenable to him explaining it than the 25 year old pastor’s wife.

Five

“You’re a pastor’s wife. You can’t drink alcohol if you’re out at a restaurant.” This was said to me by one of my “special” people in Montana who decided that she needed to lecture me about my appearance and my reputation when she saw me out shopping in sweats. What she didn’t know: I never drank alcohol around parishioners and I hadn’t had a drink in probably… over a year at that point because my liver had a death wish and they had to scrape scar tissue off of it when I had my lap chole. (I’m also the world’s cheapest drunk so it wasn’t a stretch to give up drinking.) She felt that she had a duty to lecture me about my reputation and standing as a pastor’s wife which meant that she would criticize everything I did, regardless of whether or not everyone else approved of me.

Go love up Hallie and the others.

I Am Stunned and Saddened

Social media guru RickCaffeinated dies of natural causes before crash.

I met Rick through blogs4God in late 2002/early 2003 where we were both moderators. He and I exchanged friendly barbs via our blogs and got to be friends. When I was denied candidacy for ministry in the ELCA in 2003, he was one of the people who helped me pick up the shattered pieces of my confidence. When I had an ovarian cyst and insurance decided not to pay for it, he sent me some money to help me pay some of my medical bills with the stipulation that I not worry about paying him back. He guest-posted when I was on vacation and we exchanged Christmas cards. Our friendship continued on Twitter where I would mock him and his wife when their tweets got too mushy for me.

People talk about how the Internet is a faceless place. I beg to differ. He was part of a community of people online who came with me on every one of my moves as a pastor’s wife. My world is definitely better place because he was part of it.

Please pray for his wife Vicki and their kids Trace and Cammi.

As a way of paying tribute to him here, I’m linking his guest posts.

Guest Blogging & Politics
Giving Props
HBD
Travellin??
Winter Weather

God speed, Rick. I look forward to you showing me all the cool coffee places when we meet again someday in Heaven.

7 Quick Takes: Lots of Baseball and Some Politics

7 Quick Takes

Jon will be home from St. Louis tonight and I’m looking forward to it. It’s been a relatively easy week of solo parenting but I’m exhausted.

— 1 —

Oh. Em. Gee. NLCS Game 7!!!! The Giants are the comback kids of the MLB. They came back from being 2 games down in Cincinnati and 3 games down in St. Louis. Game 7 was two excellent teams playing and while the score wasn’t even close, there were awesome moments. It was hysterically funny to watch Marco Scutaro enjoying the rain the 9th inning and I loved seeing Sergio Romo’s reaction to winning the game. Probably the best moment was Scutaro catching the fly ball from Holliday… who had injured him in Game 2 while sliding into second base. I have profound respect for the Cardinals — they messed with Texas last year. I also have a great deal of respect for Jason Motte, their closer, who issued this tweet after the game.

— 2 —

My World Series bet. I have a World Series bet with Emily. If my Giants win, she’ll donate $10 to International Justice Mission. If her Tigers win, I’ll be donating $10 to To Write Love on Her Arms. Both are worthy organizations and I’m glad that one (or maybe both) will benefit.

— 3 —

I’m wondering what happened in Game 1 of the World Series. Seriously… all the sports talking heads have been playing up Verlander and how he was going to shut out the Giants. Yeah, that totally happened… NOT! Verlander lasted only 4 innings and our Panda bam-BOOMED three home runs out of the park. Scutaro (whose jersey I’ll be acquiring one of these days) made it on base every time he was up and continued his 11-hitting streak. My homeboys won it 8-3 (2 of those points coming because Angel Pagan couldn’t jump high enough to catch a homer).

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What truly disgusts me. You all have probably heard about Ann Coulter’s tweet in which she calls President Obama a “retard”. Many of you probably saw the well-written letter to her from a Special Olympics athlete. What really disgusts me, however, is seeing people who advocate for special needs children defending Ann Coulter. I saw someone on a message board explaining that Ann Coulter is “just a comedian like Stephen Colbert”. Two problems with that: 1.) Ann Coulter is not a comedian by any stretch of the imagination. She is a political commentator. 2.) Stephen Colbert may be a comedian but he knows that there is a line between being funny and being insulting. Ann Coulter never fails to go for the insult. Hearing people defend her is as nefarious to me as Greta Van Sustren’s statement that “nobody was insulted” by Todd Akin’s statements on “legitimate rape”.

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Do you see the handsome young man on my right sidebar? His name is Brett and he needs a mama. Could this person be you? Go click on his picture and see how amazing he is. While you’re there, would you mind contributing to his grant?

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Really? This morning, I was walking the bear child to preschool when two minivans pulled up behind each other, barely avoiding us on the sidewalk. Two adults pile out and were pulling kids out of the car while screaming at them to get moving and that they were going to be late for school. Granted, I may or may not have been walking Daniel to school in my pajama bottoms but seriously??? YOU MORONS ALMOST RAN OVER MY SON AND ME!!!! This is freaking preschool — your kid is not going to get detention for being late like they would if it was middle school or high school where they were responsible for getting themselves to school. If you have a persistent problem with being late, try getting your precious sweetling up earlier. It’s not even like there was a drop-off line issue — the two of them came flying out of nowhere and the second one almost rear-ended the first one. Watching the adults and kids piling out was almost like watching a bunch of circus clowns.

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Game 2 tonight. I used this as my last take because I generally put together Quick Takes over a few days and I was watching the game while assembling these. The pitchers seemed equally matched tonight. There were no runs batted in and had Posey not tagged Fielder out in the 2nd, it could have been Detroit who won. I also loved the interview with Romo and seeing him photobombing the Panda.

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