A New Breed of Protest Songs

Me da emailed this to me. I think we need some new protest songs for the time… or at least we need to revive the old ones!

(Sung to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands”)
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.

If the corporate scandals growin’, bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain’t smokin’
We don’t care, and we’re not jokin’.
That Saddam will soon be croakin’,
Bomb Iraq.

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
Close your mind and take directions,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
So to hell with the inspections;
Bomb Iraq.

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
Though our ignorance is showing,
Bomb Iraq.

So here’s one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It’s the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq —

Cha, cha, cha!

Our Stupid President

yo dubya: it took you long enough. the crew could have been released a week ago if you’d had the courtesy to apologize yourself instead of being stuborn about it. a man died for his country and you don’t have the decency to apologize? my lit teacher commented today that the 150 yiddish ways of saying moron could easily be applied to this presidential administration. go bruce!!! “call it sleep” is actually pretty good.

Bush is a butthead

my entries have been sparse because this has been a busy quarter. i’m hoping that my upper division standing for lit 80a goes through soon since i need to note that on my candidacy for my bachelor’s degree.

this is why i hate bush. the company that contributed most of his campaign funds is the company selling energy to california. is it any wonder that he doesn’t want to do anything about it? poor little dubya would lose his campaign funds and he wouldn’t be elected again. then again, having a REAL president (as in one whose followers didn’t rig the polls) in the white house would be a good thing.

pissed off jen!

http://www.cnn.com/2001/ALLPOLITICS/stories/01/25/bush.power.ap/index.html
if bush sympathizes with the state of california so much, he can take cold showers, lose his heat, and have the power go out in the middle of an important paper. but wait… if he did anything to ease the power crunch, he’d lose campaign funds. funny how this alleged “uniter” is really a major “divider”.

http://dailynews.philly.com/content/daily_news/2001/01/30/local/SEXX30.htm
as someone who was sexually harassed in high school, this story broke my heart, especially the fact that the boys don’t get punished and the girls get suspended for fighting back. i feel the pain of these girls as i struggled with night terrors for two years afterward and am just *now* starting to feel safe again.

the election

geez… this election really is close. i’m hoping and praying that gore wins but even then, florida is so incredbily close that it might go to bush.

some jerk hacked into my guestbook and turned it into a porn site. i had to delete the guestbook so if you have any commentary on the site, just email me please.