About Jen

Jen isn't quite sure when she lost her mind, but it is probably documented here on Meditatio. She blogs because the world needs her snark at all hours of the night... and she probably can't sleep anyway.

A Song for Veteran’s Day

One of my speech kids did this as a serious solo piece today and it was very timely.Â? (He based it off of the Dropkick Murphys song though it’s actually a fairly well-known Irish folk song.)

Well, how do you do, Private William McBride,
Do you mind if I sit down here by your graveside?
And rest for awhile in the warm summer sun,
I’ve been walking all day, and I’m nearly done.
And I see by your gravestone you were only 19
When you joined the glorious fallen in 1916,
Well, I hope you died quick and I hope you died clean
Or, Willie McBride, was it slow and obscene?

Did they Beat the drum slowly, did the play the pipes lowly?
Did the rifles fir o’er you as they lowered you down?
Did the bugles sound The Last Post in chorus?
Did the pipes play the Flowers of the Forest?

And did you leave a wife or a sweetheart behind
In some loyal heart is your memory enshrined?
And, though you died back in 1916,
To that loyal heart are you forever 19?
Or are you a stranger without even a name,
Forever enshrined behind some glass pane,
In an old photograph, torn and tattered and stained,
And fading to yellow in a brown leather frame?

The sun’s shining down on these green fields of France;
The warm wind blows gently, and the red poppies dance.
The trenches have vanished long under the plow;
No gas and no barbed wire, no guns firing now.
But here in this graveyard that’s still No Man’s Land
The countless white crosses in mute witness stand
To man’s blind indifference to his fellow man.
And a whole generation who were butchered and damned.

And I can’t help but wonder, no Willie McBride,
Do all those who lie here know why they died?
Did you really believe them when they told you “The Cause?”
Did you really believe that this war would end wars?
Well the suffering, the sorrow, the glory, the shame
The killing, the dying, it was all done in vain,
For Willie McBride, it all happened again,
And again, and again, and again, and again.

Mmmmmm…

Warm office.

Space heater at my feet.

Black cat playing cave kitty and foot warmer.

Tabby patch monster asleep looking sweet.

Men in Trees and Women’s Murder Club TIVOing for me to watch later.

It almost makes up for the craptactular parts of my day.

Pumpkin Carving

After sort-of-accidentally missing church this morning (yep… on Reformation Sunday — I suck as a Lutheran) and lunch with some parishioners, I settled in and turned on some Law & Order while plotting how to massacre some pumpkins.Â? I had two of them from Albertsons that were 20 lbs masomenos and incredibly thick.Â? I found that the most efficient way to do things was to scrape the edge with a large spoon (something I wish I’d known last year) and I managed to make quite an excellent cat-o-lantern and a pumpkin of crosses.Â? (Jesus *IS* the Light of the World and all and I was kind of low on creative energy.)

The cats were going crazy over the pumpkin guts and I think Freya would still like to bathe my arm and get the smell off.Â? Hopefully it won’t be a problem at Carols Round The Table practice…

Things on My Mind

[+] I’ve polled several of you but I’ll ask it again: should I don kitty ears and a tail for work on Wednesday?Â? Leave answers in the comments.

[+]Â? Who remembers reading “Caddie Woodlawn” as a child?Â? I had a weird dream about the book last night.

[+] I actually saw sheep for the first time in Montana a month ago.Â? They graze on some land near the interstate I commute on for work.

[+] Mom sent me some Cheryl & Co stuff.Â? It’s good but the caramel brownies are a bit too much.

[+] Reformation Sunday is tomorrow.Â? Go Lutherans!

A Message

To the Republicans who didn’t vote for the S-CHIP bill and thus made it impossible to override the veto:

BOO YOU WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least my rep had a spine this time.

I-15 Road Rage

To the morons in the pick-ups and Suburbans that I commute with every morning:

Passing me is not going to make you get through Customs faster.Â? Flipping me off is not going to make the line any shorter.Â? Oh, and I don’t give a rat’s butt about you being in the Customs line ahead of me because… I DON’T HAVE TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS, YOU MORON!!!!!!

So please just stay behind me and let me get to work.Â? And if you do pass me and get in front of me, try to go AT LEAST the speed limit (75).Â? If I get to work late, I’m calling over to Customs and having your butt stopped at the border.

Snuggles,
jen

(Not that I can make them stop you going through Customs but I’ll toss some energy and karma in that general direction.)

Schaudenfreude

So Al Gore got the Nobel Peace prize.Â? This is so sweet on many levels.Â? I mean… he deserved it and all (and he’s donating ALL the proceeds to benefit climate change)Â? and… it’s going to drive the right-wing pundits berzerk.

I couldn’t be happier.