State of the Union Drinking Game

Here is the game for this year.Â? Since I’m under doctor’s orders to drink enough water to drown myself, I could theoretically play.Â? However, I’m already dealing with nausea and vomiting so I think I’ll skip the speech.

Enjoy and if you choose to imbibe, please imbibe responsibly.Â? The management of this blog is not responsible for any cirrhosis, alcohol poisoning, lapses of judgement, making a fool of yourself, praying to the porcelain god, or any other consequences of being drunk off your @$$.

This Was Just Sick

I was watching Secret Lives of Women last night and one of the episodes was “Plastic Surgery Addicts”. It was just soooo disturbing: women who aren’t fat and who are (or at least were) quite pretty trying to make themselves into Barbie dolls. The worst looking one was Elaine: she made Michael Jackson look almost normal. She was on the phone trying to find a surgeon who would do something to her and all these doctors are refusing and telling her that she’s had too much done already.

The one who irritated me the most: Monica of Soquel, California. She had a beautiful home up in the redwood forest with her husband and they had to sell it to pay off medical bills and stuff for her because she wanted… more surgery. If I could have, I would have shaken her. If I was her husband, I would have seriously divorced her because of her selfishness. She had killed their savings, maxed out their credit cards, and they had to put their house up for sale so she could have one more shot at being perfect. Princess, I know you hate your scars from having your breasts, butt, and other parts done… but it’s your flipping fault!!!! No person in their right mind would do the junk to your body that you’ve done!!!! Think of other people for a change!!!! The amount you spent on your last surgery could have paid off all of Jon’s and my student loans, our car loan, our credit card, and our medical bills!!!

It absolutely sickens me that some women do this to their bodies in the name of “beauty”. None of these women are beautiful by any stretch of the imagination anymore — they just sound like spoiled little brats.

**UPDATE** I took Monica’s last name off because I was getting weird hits off of it.

Weight Loss Blog

I had a weight loss blog last year but I took it down after someone from church found this site.Â? If I were to put another one up (and put myself into the public accountability sitch), would any of you read it and comment on it?

Leave a comment if you would like to see this…

Not Good

I am soooooo craving chocolate and sweets right now.Â? This is the downside to the holiday season ending — I eat all the bad stuff and my body starts craving it again!