Parish Workday

What do you get when you combine 30 Norwegians, 2 skid loaders, 5 chain saws, multiple shovels/rakes/hoes, 3 hedgeclippers, 25lbs of grass seed, 5 flatbed trailers, 1 gallon of paint, 4 trees that need to come down, some nice shruberies, and a ton of rocks?

Answer:

Norwegian lumberjack
Norsk window trimmers
Farmers with cool toys
We'll call it *Stumpy*
The new rocks in the front yard
Newly painted windows on the ground floor
A lawn being re-seeded