This is an attempt to clean out my brain so I can go to bed.

[+] To the idiots in Phoenix who decided that it would be funny to release live rattlesnakes into a theater showing Snakes on a Plane, get a flipping life and stop playing with fanged creatures for fun. (*tips my hat to Keith Olbermann for mentioning it on Countdown tonight*)

[+] To Pisco: the Vatican is kosher with spaying/neutering pets. See here and here. I sang Compline on your behalf. Now go to sleep!

[+] To the media: y’all realize that the guy who is supposedly Jon Benet’s killer is mentally ill and basking in the attention you’re giving him. Could we please stop giving this moron an audience.

[+] Ummm God? Could we like suspend the tossing of crap into my lap, especially in the financial realm until September 1st? Please and thank you.