My wonderful mother-in-law sent me this. It’s bumper stickers that should exist for Minnesota. Among my favorites (with my commentary in parenthesis) are:

-My governor is a bigger crybaby than your governor!
-You think YOU’RE cold – try riding on the bumper!
-While your governor was fighting crime and injustice, our governor was wrestling pink feathered boas.
–Minnesota: Our peace and justice people can beat up your peace and justice people. (I WANT THIS ONE!!!!!)
-Our Governor is more embarrassing than your Governor. (I think this should apply equally well to California.)
-Minnesota . . . where gravity is not just a good idea . . . it’s the law!
-Our public radio network is better than yours . . . if you listen, you know that already!
-Minnesotans – so nice we walk on water – in winter.
-I bet my governor can beat up your governor.
-I brake for lutefisk. (Ewwwwww…)
-Minnesota: where all the mosquitoes are strong, all the loons are good looking, and all the snowmen are above average.
-Minnesota: Norwegian for mosquitoes and snow.
-Our governor is more narcissistic than your governor. (Ahem… California?)
-Home of the Chosen Frozen
-Lena of Sven thousand Ole’s (Um Ya Ya!)
-This governor is for entertainment purposes only.
-I survived Minnesota traffic.
-Minnesotans are God’s frozen people
-Peace and good wool from Minnesota
Honk if you’re Lutheran (I so need to put this on my Volvo.)
-Eat lutefisk: three Scandinavians can’t be wrong.
-Your governor can beat our governor at Scrabble.
-Our winter can beat up your winter!
-MN: We go from <0ï?? to 100ï?? in 6.0 months flat
-Minnesotans: Sure we may seem nice, but we are secretly planning world domination.
-Our mosquitoes can beat up your mosquitoes
-Minnesota: Where the summers are short, the governor is huge, and the Legislature is nervous!