1) what would you do the first day after being elected president?
Sleep in and send my vice-president out to get me some chai at C’bou.
2) what would you do the first day after losing the election for president?
I’m with Rick on this — prank call the White House pressroom. *goes off to think of a good prank call*
3) as president, which country would you try to build diplomatic ties with?
Norway. Make a deal that if we promise not to send Britney Spears over there on a tour that they’ll stop exporting the dregs of their cuisine over here.
4) as vice president, on which late night talk show would you like to be a guest?
Letterman. Why is there any question of this????
5) as the first lady, what would you add to the white house decor?
It’s all about tye-dye.