Well… I just had a doctor’s appointment and I’m scheduled for an ultrasound tomorrow morning. They poked and prodded me and attempted to do a full exam, but stopped after I started screaming in pain. The good news is that the cyst is relatively small and looks benign. I also meet with Therese (my State Farm chica) tomorrow afternoon to sort this out.

Jon has two funerals and the proceeds of those will probably go toward medical bills. You know you’re a pastor when a funeral or wedding equals grocery money.