From: Jen [childofgod @earth.net]
To: God [almightyeverlastingeternal @heaven.net]
Ummm Heavenly Father,
Could you puh-lease pick one season and stick to it? You made a beautiful 45F spring day and all of a sudden, it started blowing and snowing. Could we please stick to one season at a time?!?!?!?!!?!?