Let the record show that Ben & Jerry’s Oatmeal Cookie Chunk Ice Cream is the most karmically-balanced ice cream on the planet. It has a base of cinnamon ice cream that is perfect for the humongous chunks of oatmeal cookie that sit embedded in it. Ecstasy results upon the addition of the chocolate chunks.

This is an order: go here and tell them to not just make it a limited batch — make it a permanent part of the Ben & Jerry’s family.

That is all. (And no, I am not high on anything while writing it. Yes, I know that I profess Christianity while talking about karma. It’s a California thing, OK?)