The following conversation took place on Sunday night:

J: Jen, the supercool pastor’s wife
T: The stupid telemarketer

*phone rings*
J: Parsonage
T: Hi. Can I speak with Ms. Lutheran?
J: What???
T: This is _________ from Mediacom. I need to speak with Ms. Lutheran.
J: Ummm… this is a church office and parsonage. We’re Lutheran Christians so there isn’t a Ms. Lutheran.
T: There’s not?
J: No…
*hangs up*

Jon’s gotten asked if the caller can speak to “Mr. Minnesota” before.