Could someone please remind me not to challenge gravity to a duel? It always wins.

(It’s a bad sprain of both my ankle and my foot. I thought I was on the floor when I stepped out off one of the stairs and I was sorely mistaken. What isn’t showing here is the bruise on my behind and the scrape on my arm.)

As for voting, GET OUT AND DO IT!!!!! I’m not going to tell you who to vote for (unless you’re in Montana, in which case I implore you to vote for Jon Tester because Conrad Burns was involved in the Abramoff scandal and is a buttmunch) — just VOTE!!!! You have no license to complain unless you VOTE!!!!