Attention Santa Clara County:

I have not had residence in the county for 5 years.Â? This means that you need to stop sending my parents absentee ballots and voter pamphlets for me.Â? They are a waste of money and ink.
Thank you for not calling me for jury duty in the last year and a half.Â? I appreciate not having to find a place in Montana to fed-ex the form back telling you that I have residency in a different county and state for the 4th or 5th time.Â? I’m sure you enjoyed receiving those forms from 2001-2004 and seeing the different counties and states I’ve lived in since then.

Snuggles,
jen