From MoveOn.Org:

In 2004, we had parties where we got together and used our cell phones to call voters. Folks told us they had an awesome time. So we’re doing it again. We know there are a bunch of people in [small town where Jen lives] who are interested in coming if there’s a host. Can you step up to the plate?

OK… I live in a town of 10 people, only 9 of whom are old enough to vote. Of us, I think there are only 3 Democrats. So… exactly who is this “bunch of people”?

(You know you live in a small town when the entire town and extended family get together to watch fireworks and y’all can fit on someone’s deck.)

Also… don’t you need cell phone reception to have a calling party?Â? Exactly WHERE are they getting good enough reception around here?!?!?!?!?