I have the Reformation Day polka from OldLutheran.Com posted here and it’s been getting spammed all week so I finally closed comments on it.

The last two days, my spammers have been fundie weirdoes telling me about eschatology and how I’m going to hell for some reason.Â? I’ve deleted off most of the comments but I kept this one (and responded to it) because it’s so off-the-wall bizarre.

What Reformation Day really is is this:Â? The Reformed doctrine is a reformation of Satan’s character.Â? The Reformed doctrine asserts that Satan is under the direct micromanagerial control of Christ, that “the Devil is God’s Devil and only does what God wants.”Â? Thus, by asserting that the devil does as God makes him, and that alone, the devil is Reformed into being an obedient puppet of God.Â? In the process, however, God is Reformed into being as bad as the Devil.Â? Thus, the Reformed (i.e. Calvinists) chose to place their holiday on October 31st to coincide with the Devil’s holiday, which is Halloween.Â? But Paul says that Christ has no concord with Belial (i.e. the Devil) in 2nd Corinthians 6:15.Â? The Reformed position is a denial of this very important distinction between Christ and Belial and was invented by Belial specifically to convince men that he is nothing more than Christ’s sock-puppet and thus Belial causes men to blaspheme Christ and go to hell.

My thought…

GET A FREAKING LIFE AND STOP TROLLING PEOPLES’ BLOGS, YOU LOSER!!!!!