I called my dad last night to see if he got his present.Â? He had and he told me that my evil twin is headed to Honolulu on business today.

Have I mentioned how cold it has been here lately?

I left said evil twin a message on his cell phone saying “I hate you!Â? You suck!”Â? He responded by letting me know that he’ll be thinking of me while he drinks pina coladas on the beach.

Me?Â? Jealous?Â? Now why would one think such a thing???