Category Archives: Politics

State of the Union Drinking Game

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Here is the game for this year.Â? Since I’m under doctor’s orders to drink enough water to drown myself, I could theoretically play.Â? However, I’m already dealing with nausea and vomiting so I think I’ll skip the speech.

Enjoy and if you choose to imbibe, please imbibe responsibly.Â? The management of this blog is not responsible for any cirrhosis, alcohol poisoning, lapses of judgement, making a fool of yourself, praying to the porcelain god, or any other consequences of being drunk off your @$$.

To My Canadian Siblings

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I am sorry.Â? I know that this is a crushing blow and that you will now experience the agony that we in the USA have been suffering with since 2001.Â? On the bright side, the evil party won by a slim majority so they’re essentially a lame duck government.Â? I pray that y’all might form organizations like Move On so that decent legislation can be passed and the evil Harperites will not inflict terror on you.

Love,

Your sister to the south

Humor and Blood

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Am talking with my mother-in-law on the phone:

Jen: A little white paw kept coming out and scratching me this morning, drawing blood.
M-I-L: Ah yes… the weapons of mouse destruction.

At least these WMD’s can be found!

(Said cat with WMD’s got her little claws trimmed today as did her sister and one of her brothers. The other brother will go for my jungular vein if I trim his claws so his only get trimmed when Jon and I are not exhausted. siblings. I waited until my bengal was in a sleepy mood before gently lifting his paws and giving him a feline pedicure.)

Grow Up Y’All!

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To the esteemed people in the House of Representatives:

GROW UP!!!!!! Your “fiery debate” was broadcast on national TV, NPR, CBC, and quite a few other media sources in this hemisphere. You are not guests on the Jerry Springer show, so please act like mature adults… if that is actually possible for any of you to do.

An Unamused Citizen