Gotta Love Bureaucracy

I presented all my paperwork for my Montana license 10 days ago (2nd shot since we’d driven to Cut Bank a couple days before to try) and the examiner (who does her job a little too gleefully) told me I’d have to take all the Montana tests because I didn’t have the hard copy of my Minnesota license. (Thank you Minnesota for refusing to send licenses out of state and for being so bleeping slow in sending ID documents.) So… I took the written test and failed it. (I’m sorry — there were no laws about why you shouldn’t hit cattle in the road in Minnesota or Ohio where I previously had passed tests.) And lo, there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth and whining on my part because after having my license for a month, I suddenly had no license again. When you live 25 miles in between two towns, this is a really sucky thing.

We drove to Cut Bank today and after studying last night, I took the written test and passed. I then took the road test and passed by the skin of my teeth. (As I said, the examiner does her job a little too gleefully and none of the testers in Minnesota or Ohio were that detail-oriented.) So… I FINALLY HAVE A REAL BONAFIDE DRIVER’S LICENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the way home, we stopped by the post office to get the mail and there was a letter from the DPS in Minnesota. Apparently, they rejected my license application because I had a MN state ID card (which I found this morning while cleaning my purse) and you can’t have both the card and the license. So… I wouldn’t have had the MN license to begin with and I’m probably just going to send my ID card to St. Paul and tell them to use it for target practice.

The NOLA Sitch

I have to say… I loooooooove NOLA’s mayor. Any mayor that tells FEMA, Bush, and others to “get off your @$$es and do something!!!!!!” has my vote.

CNN.Com: Governments pledge aid after Katrina. If only we as a nation could be so generous internationally…

George Bush: you are a f***ing jerk. ANY other president before you would have had their @$$ in NOLA the day AFTER the hurricane instead of doing a flyover and saying it looked bad. The hurricane was Monday. You didn’t even set foot there until Friday. What the f*** is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?

To FEMA and the Dept. of Homeland Security: get your acts together!!!! This disaster is on par with 9/11 (which could have been prevented if the FBI and CIA had actually COMMUNICATED) and you guys need to get your @$$es in there and do something!!!!! Why did you wait until Friday to get aid in there?!?!?!?!?

OK… I feel better now.