Jon’s Sunday Sermon

This year, the round robin for the area churches is the “Road to _____” [insert Bob Hope jokes]. Jon’s is the Road to the Wilderness and he’s doing the sermon from Satan’s perspective. Well… Sunday was the one with those specific readings, so Jon decided to do his sermon then to test it out.

The ORIGINAL D*vil

The Good
-the youth being riveted
-Jon’s flames tie
-the sermon note decorations from one of my kids
-the sermon notes from those of my kids that did them
-getting to read the Gospel so Jon could adjust his horns and toss off his alb

The Bad
-Jon making me go up and sing “If I Had A Little White Box” at Borgund when I was completely unaware that we were doing it

The Funny
-the kids and adults at MN Valley doing “If I Had A Little White Box”
-some of the responses of the kids

Asthma and Medical Stupidity

After taking my Advair, I started feeling really chilled, shakey, short of breath, and light-headed. My rescue inhaler does give me the shakes from time to time but this was extreme. I called the clinic and they said they could get me in at 2:45. I told them I needed to see someone sooner and she said to come down to the ER. The attending physician (thankfully) had some spare time so he saw me at the clinic instead (which saved me $30 of co-pay). It took him all of 3 minutes to diagnose me with a bad sinus infection which I’ve apparently had for two months. (This would explain me sleeping 13 hours a day.) He also ordered bloodwork (confirmed the infection), a chest x-ray (get a baseline and make sure I don’t have any bronchitis), and a pulmonary output reading (baseline and also to see if the nebulizer helped).

The diagonosis: a sinus infection and a reaction to one of the meds in the Advair. He replaced the Advair with Flowvent, which I know that I’m not going to react with and he gave me some Zithromax to get rid of the sinus infection. (I hate Zithromax because it rips up my stomach but it’s one of the better ones that they can give me that won’t give me massive panic attacks.) He also gave me some Singulair to see if a maintenance med will help and he got me more of the nosespray they gave me for allergies.

So why the “medical stupidity” in the subject line? This visit would not have been necessary if the doctor I saw last week had paid attention and not just thrown pills at me. She didn’t check my face, barely checked my breathing (it was the nurse who gave me a peak flow and the doctor just said it was normal, which means nothing because my peakflows are higher than average). She also didn’t see if I was reactive to any of the meds in the Advair (I’d had both before one had made me vomit).

Jon taught my Confirmandi tonight and I got to chill with my O.C’s (Original Cats — my boys) and correct faith statements. My kids (or at least those who have turned theirs in) have written some really excellent and profound things. Their insights on living a Christian life are better than the ones I’ve heard from some adults! I think they enjoyed having Jon teach — he’s a little more laidback than me and he told them stories about growing up as a PK.

Rants and Raves.

I had to pay bills this morning and this is what I discovered:

Case #1: MCI
They messed up switching our account over when we moved and deleted the mileage program we had with Northwest Airlines. I’d asked them if they had and they promised to do it. Apparently, THEY SCREWED UP!!!!!!!!!!! Lost mileage because of their stupidity: about 1500-2000 miles before the benefits kick in again. Considering we’re only with them for the mileage (it gets us closer to free tickets), I think I’m going to look into someone else.

Case #2: LMH Health Systems
This is the hospital where we lived in Newark. They are under much fire because of incompetent hiring practices and mistakes made in patient care. (In my case, they gave me Demerol [made me vomit uncontrollably and dehydrated me] which is in the same class as codeine [which I am very allergic to] and then they sent me home with Percocet which has a codeine derivative. The only reason I didn’t end up worse than I was is that I read the label in my drugged state and sent the meds back.) Apparently, their ineptness extends to their billing department. They neglected to change the billing address on our account (as well as making sure the *names* were correct — they gave me Jon’s last name and apparently can’t seem to figure out how to change it in the database) and when I realized I hadn’t seen a bill from them in a month, I called. They said they’d sent one out and were about to declare us delinquent on our payment schedule. I explained to them that we’d moved two months ago and that we had done the address change thing four times on the last two bills. (In other words, they screwed up because they neglected to do anything other than credit the check. It’s not like this is hard.)

Why oh why are people this stupid handling my information?!?!?!?!?!?