Daily Archives: March 20, 2004

This is Just Wrong

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Boston.Com: All dogs go to heaven?

Bringing pets up to receive Holy Communion? Do I really need to list everything that is wrong with that!?!?!?!?!?

Guess we’re gonna start casting our pearls before swine before inviting them up to the altar…

There was a legend in the Middle Ages that if a bird flew into the church and ate the elements, it would turn into a bat. I shudder to think of what would happen to Freya if that were the case. She might turn into a real gremlin.

Freya

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We had to take Freya in to get her stitches removed and the following conversation ensued:

Jen: Do you have the gremlin?
Jon: Yes I do.
Jen: She is such a savage little beast.
Jon: Yes, but she’s also such a darling little beast.

It was funny at the time as one does not usually associate the words “darling” and “beast”. Then again, Jon also does not have his hair attacked by 6 pounds of tabbage patch cat multiple times a day.