Weather

From: Jen [childofgod @earth.net]
To: God [almightyeverlastingeternal @heaven.net]
Subject: Weather

Ummm Heavenly Father,

Could you puh-lease pick one season and stick to it? You made a beautiful 45F spring day and all of a sudden, it started blowing and snowing. Could we please stick to one season at a time?!?!?!?!!?!?

Thanks!
jen

Update on the Back and Ankle

The back is sore but nothing is broken. The ankle likely has a high sprain or something. I got a brace at Wal-Mart yesterday and it has really helped a lot in not being excruciatingly painful for me to put weight on it. I’ve been doing the whole RICE thing (Rest, Ice, Compression, Elevation) so I likely have another week of pain and then I’ll be normal. I’m really missing taebo though — haven’t tried it with the brace on.

Back: OK Ankle: Not OK

Well… the back isn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be. Perhaps it’s from the massive doses of Aleve I’ve been taking all day.

My ankle (which I landed on in a seated position) is likely sprained. I walked 1.5 miles on a sprained ankle yesterday. I should be getting some weight loss points for that. Unfortunately… I’m not.

The first chance I’ll have at seeing someone medically trained: technically tomorrow (parish nurse) but… for x-rays and such, I have to wait until Monday. Hope the person I want to see is free.

Until then, I will be whiny and crabby. Adjust your opinions of me accordingly.

Owwwwwwwwwwww!

Note to self: do not go down stairs at light speed. Doing so will result in you slipping and going down them on your back.

I’m going to be in agony tomorrow…